owl from Morfin Jones to Dr. Wilson
(( I can't bear to type this out in all-caps, but assume the entire owl is written in large block letters.))
Dear Dr. Wilson,
I am Morfin Jones. You might remember me from my Sorting. I am the one who is chemically castrated and takes antipsychotics. I got Sorted into Hufflepuff!
The Sorting Hat wants me to talk to a doctor and also start a support group for all the other students in Hogwarts who have problems. The Hat says some of them are alcoholics, some of them are egomaniacs, and some of them are just plain emo. But the Hat also said I was maybe emo. I hope I'm not really emo! Is there a test you can do for that?
Anyway, I used the Goddess Help Line and I got a list of doctors but I don't recognize any of their names and I'm too shy to bother them. I remembered you were nice at my Sorting and thought maybe you could help me. If you have the time. I don't want to bother you or anything.
Sincerely,
Morfin Jones
Dear Dr. Wilson,
I am Morfin Jones. You might remember me from my Sorting. I am the one who is chemically castrated and takes antipsychotics. I got Sorted into Hufflepuff!
The Sorting Hat wants me to talk to a doctor and also start a support group for all the other students in Hogwarts who have problems. The Hat says some of them are alcoholics, some of them are egomaniacs, and some of them are just plain emo. But the Hat also said I was maybe emo. I hope I'm not really emo! Is there a test you can do for that?
Anyway, I used the Goddess Help Line and I got a list of doctors but I don't recognize any of their names and I'm too shy to bother them. I remembered you were nice at my Sorting and thought maybe you could help me. If you have the time. I don't want to bother you or anything.
Sincerely,
Morfin Jones