All over the school, business card size rectangles have appeared. Some of them are in really strange or inaccessible places. Any time someone says the word "wish", the nearest one will slide over to them along the wall or floor.
Down on your luck? Karma kicking your ass? Yearning for a special someone?
Owl the
GODDESS TECHNICAL HELP LINE
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To Goddess Technical Help Line,
I would most appreciate it if you could find me a way to communicate (and possibly send things to and from) with the Discworld.
Respectfully,
Ponder Stibbons
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'Processing ... '
'GRANTED.'
'A technician will arrive at your location shortly. Please remain where you are.'
Bell is pulled through a mirror hanging in a stairwell, emerging dressed in her Goddess robes and seeming slightly flustered. She touches down lightly, clasping her hands in front of her, and bows. She then presents her personal business card. "Hello! I am the Goddess Belldandy. What is your wish?"
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Belldandy touches her chin thoughtfully. "You wish to communicate with your home dimens -- ?!" Her words end in a strangled yelp as Yggdrasil's data transfer seizes her, lifting her off her feet. Runic code streams skyward from her symbol, before the entire column explodes in a blinding spray of light. Code seems to hit the walls with an audible splat, but when vision returns there is no damage to anything.
In a strange, near-mechanical voice, Belldandy says, "Your request has been denied. Heaven advises you to research Hogwarts magic more deeply."
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((ooc: if he should check, she's asleep and can't be woken))
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