business cards

[goddess_bell]

All over the school, business card size rectangles have appeared. Some of them are in really strange or inaccessible places. Any time someone says the word "wish", the nearest one will slide over to them along the wall or floor.

Down on your luck? Karma kicking your ass? Yearning for a special someone?
Owl the
GODDESS TECHNICAL HELP LINE

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[ponderingponder]

Ponder paused when he saw the card. He loathed the idea of having to resort to asking a god for help (because that might lead to believing in the them and praying and all a manner of other silly things) but it wouldn't hurt to ask.

To Goddess Technical Help Line,

I would most appreciate it if you could find me a way to communicate (and possibly send things to and from) with the Discworld.

Respectfully,
Ponder Stibbons

[goddess_bell]

Tiny, cursive script writes itself across the air before Ponder's face. It reads, 'Please hold while we process your access request ...'
'Processing ... '
'GRANTED.'
'A technician will arrive at your location shortly. Please remain where you are.'

Bell is pulled through a mirror hanging in a stairwell, emerging dressed in her Goddess robes and seeming slightly flustered. She touches down lightly, clasping her hands in front of her, and bows. She then presents her personal business card. "Hello! I am the Goddess Belldandy. What is your wish?"

[ponderingponder]

He cleared his throat. "Um... Could you find a way to communicate with the Disc? More specifically Unseen University, if you can. I've thought about trying to use L-Space but that'd be pretty dangerous. And the Librarian doesn't like people messing about with it who don't know what they're doing."

[goddess_bell]

((Sorry to take so long, my mother ate me for the weekend))

Belldandy touches her chin thoughtfully. "You wish to communicate with your home dimens -- ?!" Her words end in a strangled yelp as Yggdrasil's data transfer seizes her, lifting her off her feet. Runic code streams skyward from her symbol, before the entire column explodes in a blinding spray of light. Code seems to hit the walls with an audible splat, but when vision returns there is no damage to anything.

In a strange, near-mechanical voice, Belldandy says, "Your request has been denied. Heaven advises you to research Hogwarts magic more deeply."

[ponderingponder]

Cowed by the explosion of light he stutters: "Um... yes. Right. Well, thank you for your time."

[goddess_bell]

Belldandy nods her head, rolls up her eyes, and slowly crumples to the floor. Her regalia fades back into her usual Hogwarts uniform.

((ooc: if he should check, she's asleep and can't be woken))