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More postcards! Image heavy, containing the crack of a five-year-old trying to take over the world.

Mar 09, 2006 00:52

Ryuuji's rotating the people he sends postcards to so that he won't flood them with mail. Each of his postcards have a small jar of honey attached to them.

( Postcard for Sara. )

edgar vargas, owl, richard grayson, shizuka, ryuuji otogi, cthulhu, timothy drake, stephen maturin, victor mancha, mokuba kaiba, fillerbunny, river tam, chii, sara sidle, oz, bertie wooster

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ringoate_mybaby March 9 2006, 06:31:05 UTC

*The response is delivered by a stern looking owl. Around its neck is a pouch of herbs, but if an attempt is made to reach them, the owl would peck at the fingers*

No, though we did go up against a demon that staged the murder of two children, and then appeared as their 'ghosts' to sweep our town into a witch hunt. We think that the demon originated the Hansel and Gretel tale. Anyways, yours is much cuter. As for the honey vats... there are worse ways to die. But then, there's also better ways to kill people. You can't really blame her, she looks about four.

I'm well. I've found a job. I hope you find some fun that doesn't try to kill you.

-Oz

dice_addict March 9 2006, 06:48:26 UTC

Oz,

Dude, why did your bird try to peck me? All I did was try to get at the herbs to figure out what those were about. And huh, that's weird. The witch hunt, though I fail to see the relevance to honey-caused near-deaths. And she's five. We checked. And seriously, c'mon, putting mindcontrolling substances into gourmet honey to gain power over the leaders of the world? That's pretty devious for a five-year-old.

You've got a job? Why? And cool! Is it fun? I'm having fun. Really. Adrenalin junkie anyway, so even the parts where we almost die is fun. Though, not while they're happening, obviously. And washing the honey out of my hair was a pain.

~Ryuuji

ringoate_mybaby March 9 2006, 07:00:00 UTC

Ryuuji,

My bird is sorta a bastard. But he's tough and good at his job, which I need. You can get revenge by naming him, though. So far he's just been 'My Owl'. Maybe Fluffy Wigglemuffins?

Well, both were mind control done by children (or things that looked like children) that led to people almost dying. Your adventure probably tasted better, though.

She sounds awesome, and I wish I could adopt her, but her parents might still be alive.

I got a job because money is the route to all evil, but also other things. It's... interesting. I assist for the Care of Magical Creatures course.

Everything is more fun in retrospect, I hear. Must be a blast to be eighty-seven, then.

-Oz

dice_addict March 9 2006, 07:22:26 UTC

Oz,

Right... Hm. Raptorbait sound good to you? And what's with the herbs tied around his neck anyway?

Okay, point there. Though really, the hours of labor involved in washing the honey out of my hair? Totally not worth it.

Dude, much as I love you, you're a little young to be adopting kids. And I'm not sure you're the best role model either, what with constantly telling stories about your high school - she'd be terrified of the education system by the time she was old enough.

...With Fenrir. Right. Okay. How's that going? Has he mentioned if he's going to take points off me if I show up to his next class? And why that in particular?

Who wants to live that long? Live fast, die young and leave a pretty corpse is more my style.

~Ryuuji

ringoate_mybaby March 9 2006, 07:43:17 UTC

Ryuuji,

Sure. If I say it aloud enough, I get transported to the happy times of Junior High and master debater jokes. Man, I wasted years of my life. And the herbs are mixed into a tea, which helps keep me calm.

I don't constantly tell stories. They just come up a lot because they're relevant. I had a universal experience in that school. Am I turning into some old guy who talks about the glory days when he had to walk five miles to slay a Frost Demon?

I try to think of my job in relation to the course and not to the instructor. I don't know, we don't tend to chat. He offered, and I needed the money... and it's not like I'm afraid of him. Let him say what he wants. He's not going to change my mind, and he needs to know that. Why he needs to know that, I don't know.

Those who live fast don't tend to leave a pretty corpse.

Sorry to end on a morbid note. Here, I'll write in pink.

-Oz

dice_addict March 12 2006, 20:04:49 UTC

Oz,

Master debater jokes? And whoa, am I the only person in school not on something or another for tranquility? And why were they tied to your owl's leg?

Sure sounds like it. Nah. You're not boring yet.

Well, I guess if you're comfortable working with him, and animals, I shouldn't question your choice of career. You could have just come to me if you needed a job. I've already hired some of the other students in the school for stuff anyway.

Maybe I should become a vampire, then. Though getting staked would result in my leaving no corpse at all. And pink is a SCARY colour.

~Ryuuji

ringoate_mybaby March 12 2006, 21:15:06 UTC

Say it enough times and you'll get it. It was only funny at the time. And the herbs were with my owl Raptorbait because I didn't want to send him out on two trips.

Never said I was comfortable, but I can bear it. My choice in career is not to have one. Thanks, but I don't want to back down from him now. But I didn't know you could get people jobs at this school.

Don't. If you become a vampire, it wouldn't be you anymore. Just a demon with your flesh and your memories. I've always thought this was a soothing color. If you can see it.

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