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A notebook is being circulated around the school. There are no marks identifying its owner but the cover reads, in bold lettering:
Betting Pool

Hogwarts Edition

It looks like an entirely normal notebook, college-rule and spiral. However, the first page reads as so:

Hogwarts Students and Faculty,
Thank you for your interest in betting with me. The topic of this pool is currently 'the relationships at Hogwarts Academy'.
You will find on the next pages a list of possible relationships. If you would like to bet on the likelihood of a particular relationship occuring, write your name and the amount you wish to bet on the line next to the pairing, and your bet will be recorded.
If you do not see the relationship that you want to bet on, please record that pairing on the next empty line.
I'm sorry, but the notebook is enchanted to disallow you from seeing any relationships that you feature in, as that is unfair.

Thanks for playing,
"The Dealer"

1. Susan Sto Helit and Mr. Teatime 3:1
   
2. Johnny C. and Mr. Teatime 2:1
   
3. Mark Cohen and Roger Davis 6:1
   
4. Emma Woodhouse and Ginny Weasley 4:1
   
5. Kay-Lee Frye and River Tam 6:1
   
6. Tim Drake and Dick Grayson 11:1
   
7. Methos and Anthony Crowley 15:1
   
8. Adam Young and Johnny C. 2:1
   
9. DEATH and Eros 5:1
   
10. Faith Lehane and Cordelia Chase 8:1
    
11. Victor Mancha and Gert Yorkes 5:1
    
12. River Tam and Johnny C. 5:1
    
13. River Tam and Mr. Teatime 5:1
    
14. Wednesday Adams and Mokuba Kaiba - 7:1
    
15. Daniel "Oz" Osbourne and Fenrir Greyback - 9:1
    
16. Daniel "Oz" Osbourne and Remus Lupin - 5:1
    
17. Alan Grant and Daniel "Oz" Osbourne - 11:1
    
18. Sara Sidle and Ryuuji Otogi - 4:1
    
19. Professor Cthulhu and Ran Kotobuki - 2:1
    
20. Professor Cthulhu and Sadako - 2:1
    
21. Steerpike and Ryuuji Otogi - 4:1
    
22. Ryuuji Otogi and Alucard Tepes - 5:1
    
23. Ryuuji Otogi and Sakuya Kira - 6:1
    
24. Mai Kujaku and Ryuuji Otogi - 3:1
    
25. Gert Yorkes and Sakuya Kira 19:1
    
26. Gaius Julius Caesar and Caligula 10:1
    
27. Rita Skeeter and Shizuka 11:1
    
28. Chii and Shizuka 23:1
    
29. Roy Harper and Dick Grayson 5:1
    
30. Mystique and Dick Grayson 4:1
    
31. Ryuuji Otogi and Dick Grayson 2:1
    
32. Lord Voldemort and Fenrir Greyback 3:1
    
33. Ryuuji Otogi and Lord Voldemort 3:1
    
34. Ancalagon and Professor Cthulu 6:1
    
35. Damien Thorn and Adam Young 4:1
    
36. Anthony Crowley and Sakuya Kira 3:1
    
37. Anthony Crowley and Aziraphale 5:1
    
38. Seto Kaiba and Ryuuji Otogi 5:1
    
39. Schuyler "Sky" Tate and Bridge Carson 3:1
    
40. Bertie Wooster and Reginald Jeeves 2:1
    
41. Fillerbunny and Nagini 28:1
    
42. Fenrir Greyback and Fillerbunny 52:1
    
43. Benjamin "Hawkeye" Pierce and Charles Winchester 5:1
    
44. Esmerelda Weatherwax and Minerva McGonagall 4:1
    
45. Horace Slughorn and Minerva McGonagall 3:1
    
46. Lord Voldemort and Minerva Mcgonagall 10:1
    
47. Steerpike and Dick Grayson 5:1
    
48. Chase Stein and Victor Mancha 3:1
    
49. Yuffie Kisaragi and Naruto Uzumaki 9:1
    
50. Karolina Dean and Joan Girardi 7:1
    
51. James Wilson and Gregory House 1:1
    
52. Ultimecia and King Bakura 8:1
    
53. Door and Aziraphale 17:1
    
54. Ryuuji Otogi and Daniel "Oz" Osbourne 4:1
    
55. Seto Kaiba and Kaibaman 59:1
    
56. Headmistress Kahnooloo and Fenrir Greyback 10:1
    
57. Duo Maxwell and Seto Kaiba 7:1
    
58. One Big Fat Happy Hogwarts Teacher Orgy 100:1
    
59. Mr. Butlertron and Agent Dale Cooper 2:1
    
60. Severus Snape and Angel Dumott Schunard 60:1
    
61. Harry Potter and his Firebolt 50:1
    
62. Professor Cthulu and Nemo 100:1
    
63. Seto Kaiba and Edgar Vargas 5:1
    
64. Johnny C and Edgar Vargas 7:1
    
65. Damien Thorn and Edgar Vargas 41:1
    
66. Logan Echolls and Veronica Mars 5:1
    
67. Johnny C and Devi D 3:1
    
68. River Tam and Stephen Maturin 3:1
    
69. Rita Skeeter and Minerva McGonagall 3:1
    
70. Rita Skeeter and Susan Sto Helit 2:1
    
71. Rita Skeeter and Abby Sciuto 20:1
    
72. Rita Skeeter and any given female 100:1
    
73. Benjamin "Hawkeye" Pierce and anything female 25:1
    
74. Tim Drake and Kon-El 4:1

Besides the list the notebook is completely empty. There are no fingerprints on the cover, and the notebook, while enchanted, has no harmful spells, and does exactly what it says-- records the names of people signing up for the betting pool (names disappear a moment after they are written down, and are stored in the notebook's enchantment.)

((OOC: Anyone who wants to bet, put your name in the comments along with how much your character is betting. New pairings will be edited into the master list as they're suggested. Feel free to suggest/bet on any pairing you like. No character can see the pairings that he/she is in.))