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Inspector Javert of the fandom Les Miserables

Feb 24, 2006 18:42

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ugly_old_hat February 27 2006, 19:06:59 UTC

I'm leaning towards Gryffindor for you, sir? Do you have any spandex in your wardrobe? And what sort of books are you offering as your bribe?

lil_tom_riddle February 28 2006, 00:02:07 UTC

You're French, right? Got any croissants?

m_the_inspector February 28 2006, 03:34:01 UTC

Not with me, but there's a bakery just up the street. I could pick a few up for you after work, if you'd like.

lil_tom_riddle February 28 2006, 03:37:01 UTC

That would be good! You like to uphold the law, right? A lot of police people are in Ravenclaw. Are you a hero or are you actually ambitious and cunning? I hope it's the latter. Heroes are getting SO boring!

Hee! Your icon makes you look as though you've a balloon for a head!

m_the_inspector February 28 2006, 03:42:46 UTC

Actually, several people have mentioned that to me before. I ran out of snarky remarks on brain size years ago.

And hero? No, not really. I spent a good portion of my life chasing after M. Leblanc/Valjean for breaking his parole, only to kill myself because he showed me kindness. I'm certainly not proud of that.

lil_tom_riddle February 28 2006, 03:51:36 UTC

Wouldn't it be great then if you both shared the same room?

And you killed yourself because of kindness? A lot of the Slytherins aren't shown a great deal of that either.

m_the_inspector February 28 2006, 03:56:14 UTC

It was more...confusion. I lived by the law, and died when I chose to break it by freeing M. Valjean.

Oh, yes! We've agreed that sharing a flat would be mutually beneficial. Give us the chance to talk things over and all that.

lil_tom_riddle February 28 2006, 04:05:14 UTC

Oh, right. I'm suuuuuuure you two will just be taaaaaalking!

m_the_inspector February 28 2006, 04:06:48 UTC

*to self* Oh, putain de merde...

m_the_inspector February 28 2006, 04:25:32 UTC

*coughs nervously* Believe what you will, Monsieur.

lil_tom_riddle February 28 2006, 04:28:03 UTC

*knowing smile and...* Wink, wink, nudge, nudge, say no more!

m_the_inspector February 28 2006, 03:23:58 UTC

Spandex? No, I'm afraid not. Most everything is a bit older than that. Greatcoats, waistcoats, a top hat, that sort.

As for the books, they're mostly French classics...in French. I also have a rather scruffy copy of the Bible, and a few volumes of Greek philosophy from a thoughtful, but foolish, co-worker who thought I needed some perspective.

ugly_old_hat March 4 2006, 18:26:24 UTC

The books aren't doing much for me, I'm afraid. The top hat, on the other hand, is more interesting! I would like to meet your top hat someday. Does it talk to you? Despite your lack of spandex, I do believe you belong with the spandex brigade. Those breeches were the forerunners of spandex. I should know - I was there when students were wearing them under their robes!

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