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Inspector Javert of the fandom Les Miserables

Feb 24, 2006 18:42

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waste_lock February 25 2006, 01:03:38 UTC

...what kind of books?

Anyway, you're refreshingly free of bullshit, which is good.

((OOC: LOVE!))

m_the_inspector February 25 2006, 18:34:22 UTC

Oh, you know the sort. Every sort of classic that man is supposed to read but never does.

waste_lock February 25 2006, 19:30:55 UTC

Not really a good bribe, then.

m_the_inspector February 25 2006, 22:49:22 UTC

The problem is, my position requires me to be away from my house most of the day, which creates little need for trinkets. Of course, what was cheap then (early printings of books, namely), might be worth quite a bit now to collecters.

oldoneofrlyeh February 25 2006, 05:56:54 UTC

((OOC: LOVE. LOVE. LOVE.))

(Sign: "Slytherin. There is a just sense to you, but a cold caculating personality. And Ravenclaw has too many drunks.")

m_the_inspector February 25 2006, 18:36:29 UTC

Thank you, sir, for not sticking me with the sloshers.

oldoneofrlyeh February 27 2006, 04:42:14 UTC

(Sign: "Noone deserves to suffer the Ravenclaws and their bar.")

estebanmd February 25 2006, 07:36:06 UTC

*coldly* Your Gryffindor answer offends me highly. Were there not a no-kill rule on these grounds, sir, I should demand that you make restitution for that remark. In blood.

m_the_inspector February 25 2006, 18:39:19 UTC

I think you misunderstand me. Napoleon legalized sodomy, but not marriage. I don't know how it is 'round here, but back where I'm from, it was common enough for convicts in particular to organize unions between themselves.

estebanmd February 25 2006, 18:44:44 UTC

((ohh, now Stephen will really be seeing red! He HATES Napoleon. Probably with more passion than he hates just about anything else! ))

Sir, let me be plain. Not every prisoner is a criminal, and not every man involved in such a union, as you put it, has criminal predilections. As for your Napoleon, I have not a word for it, may he burn for eternity in the lowest circle of hell.

Give me one good reason why I ought not squib you.

m_the_inspector February 25 2006, 19:20:31 UTC

Teh! Politics! And anyways, who said that covicts were the only ones? Moi, j'ai un petit défaut aussi. And yourself, I'm assuming, due to the outbursts.

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alucard_tepes February 25 2006, 08:26:56 UTC

I'm interested in the books. As long as none are capable of moving on their own.

Slytherin.

m_the_inspector February 25 2006, 18:39:59 UTC

Well, you're welcome to them, then. Never cared for reading anyways.

OOC hail_tothe_ash February 26 2006, 13:11:26 UTC

((*DIES* You never had to take a look at the NEM. Ash holds no responsibility for acts of Bonsai *snicker*))

ninjaoftheramen February 26 2006, 03:17:35 UTC

Eh, I'd rather Ninja Jutsu scrolls over books...

Slytherin!

m_the_inspector February 26 2006, 03:29:59 UTC

Sorry, flat out of those at the moment.