Liz Sherman ~ Hellboy/BPRD
The expression on Liz's face reflected the absurdity of the places she'd found herself before. Nothing like headed into a cave on one side of the world and ending up once more on the other. Pretty much. It was Scotland again, right? That counted for something. Except this time, it wasn't some place on a desolate hillside (and she wasn't naked). This was a castle. Better than that it seemed inhabited and not by the usual standard of well... things that she'd bumped into during her time with the BPRD.
So when a piece of parchment and a quill appeared from nowhere it still didn't that much a reaction from her. "So now I have to fill this out?"
State your full name.
"Elizabeth..." She corrected herself whatever this place was it didn't need her full name, "Liz Sherman."
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
"Cheese?" She searched her pockets and found a pack of cigarettes and pulled one out. "I'm not sure I have a favourite cheese. The monks of the Agartha Temple had this one I tried once. Never again." She didn't pull out a lighter, little spark of flame was on her finger instead which lit the cigarette. "I'll stick to something a little less unusual. So I don't have a favourite cheese."
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
"Who?" The little bit of remaining fire on her finger tip vanished. She's from before either of them appeared on tv so doesn't know who they are. Not that she then gets to watch all that much television anyway. Missions taking her all over the world, being kidnapped and dying a few times don't leave much time for that. "Unless there's a good enough reason, I won't be killing either of them."
3. What time is it where you are?
"It was the middle of the day when I left, but being in a network of caves then here..." She looked around. "I'm guessing I'm in Scotland again. I hope I am. I really don't want to have found myself back in Romania or wherever the hell the BPRD have decided to dump me again while I get better." She shrugged. "I don't know what time it is. Don't wear a watch."
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
"Okay." She made a face at that question. "What the hell sort of question is that? This is a joke right?" She looked around her wondering if this was some sort of set up. "I don't know who either of them are or what an order of the phoenix is. So long as it has nothing to do with frogs I'm good not knowing."
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
"Bartend in the dark, that wouldn't exactly end well would it. Not like... oh alright then. Red's." She suddenly decides. What? Liz misses the big red monkey.
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
"Who really cares who he ends up with? Men are all the same. Red, white, whatever. All the same." That bitterness she has might be showing as she finishes her first cigarette up and crushes it. "As long as he's happy who am I to judge?"
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
"Never really had that problem with paperwork I didn't want to do." She smirked, no-one asked her to do any for one reason. She was a field agent and they liked to keep her busy especially around the 4th July, the other if she did get fed up with it there were ways of making it vanish... "Maybe you aren't getting rid it it in the right way. Or you need better staff."
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
She dug out and lit up another cigarette then took a drag. The fire along her finger went out she exhales considering where to start with that along with an incredulous look at the question again. "Saved the world a few times. Brought Roger to life." Though that was mostly a selfish thing she'd done at the time to get rid of the fire. Until it practically killed her to do that. Not that being pretty much dead had stopped her in the past. "Guess the BPRD didn't think I was all that useless letting me come back all those times."
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
"A bribe?" That amused her somehow, reminded her of the agents that had come along and tried to get on with Hellboy by giving him beer and candy bars. "If I can get back to where I came from at some point I'm sure something could be worked out. All I have with me is a gun, half pack cigarettes and a broken comm unit." She certainly isn't going to be offering up the necklace she's wearing.
"I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. _____Liz_______
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. _____Liz______.
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. ____Liz_______.
One day, marmalade will rule the world. _____Liz________"
So when a piece of parchment and a quill appeared from nowhere it still didn't that much a reaction from her. "So now I have to fill this out?"
State your full name.
"Elizabeth..." She corrected herself whatever this place was it didn't need her full name, "Liz Sherman."
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
"Cheese?" She searched her pockets and found a pack of cigarettes and pulled one out. "I'm not sure I have a favourite cheese. The monks of the Agartha Temple had this one I tried once. Never again." She didn't pull out a lighter, little spark of flame was on her finger instead which lit the cigarette. "I'll stick to something a little less unusual. So I don't have a favourite cheese."
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
"Who?" The little bit of remaining fire on her finger tip vanished. She's from before either of them appeared on tv so doesn't know who they are. Not that she then gets to watch all that much television anyway. Missions taking her all over the world, being kidnapped and dying a few times don't leave much time for that. "Unless there's a good enough reason, I won't be killing either of them."
3. What time is it where you are?
"It was the middle of the day when I left, but being in a network of caves then here..." She looked around. "I'm guessing I'm in Scotland again. I hope I am. I really don't want to have found myself back in Romania or wherever the hell the BPRD have decided to dump me again while I get better." She shrugged. "I don't know what time it is. Don't wear a watch."
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
"Okay." She made a face at that question. "What the hell sort of question is that? This is a joke right?" She looked around her wondering if this was some sort of set up. "I don't know who either of them are or what an order of the phoenix is. So long as it has nothing to do with frogs I'm good not knowing."
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
"Bartend in the dark, that wouldn't exactly end well would it. Not like... oh alright then. Red's." She suddenly decides. What? Liz misses the big red monkey.
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
"Who really cares who he ends up with? Men are all the same. Red, white, whatever. All the same." That bitterness she has might be showing as she finishes her first cigarette up and crushes it. "As long as he's happy who am I to judge?"
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
"Never really had that problem with paperwork I didn't want to do." She smirked, no-one asked her to do any for one reason. She was a field agent and they liked to keep her busy especially around the 4th July, the other if she did get fed up with it there were ways of making it vanish... "Maybe you aren't getting rid it it in the right way. Or you need better staff."
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
She dug out and lit up another cigarette then took a drag. The fire along her finger went out she exhales considering where to start with that along with an incredulous look at the question again. "Saved the world a few times. Brought Roger to life." Though that was mostly a selfish thing she'd done at the time to get rid of the fire. Until it practically killed her to do that. Not that being pretty much dead had stopped her in the past. "Guess the BPRD didn't think I was all that useless letting me come back all those times."
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
"A bribe?" That amused her somehow, reminded her of the agents that had come along and tried to get on with Hellboy by giving him beer and candy bars. "If I can get back to where I came from at some point I'm sure something could be worked out. All I have with me is a gun, half pack cigarettes and a broken comm unit." She certainly isn't going to be offering up the necklace she's wearing.
"I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. _____Liz_______
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. _____Liz______.
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. ____Liz_______.
One day, marmalade will rule the world. _____Liz________"