Application for Rapunzel (Tangled)
There's a blonde girl with about seventy feet of hair trailing behind her and she's dancing around barefooted. She seems completely oblivious to where she is but she seems completely happy.
State your full name.
“My name is Rapunzel~ What’s yours??”
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
“Mother brings home this really tasty cheese sometimes, it has holes in it. It tastes really good in an omelet,”
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
“Oh my gosh! I’d never kill anyone, that’s so terrible! I couldn’t even crush the poor spiders in my tower, I just sent them out of the ledge and let them go!”
3. What time is it where you are?
"Middle of the day... ish."4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
“Sexually..? What’s that?”
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
“Does it have to be original? I’d call it the Snuggly Duckling like that inn me and Flynn went to. Those were the nicest thugs I ever met!” They were also the first, sweetheart…
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
“Umm… Well, which one is nicer? He should marry that one!”
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
“Maybe because you didn’t sort it? Oh! I can help you sort it if you want! I’m really good at cleaning! There’s hardly ever any dirt in my tower!”
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
“I can do tricks with my hair, watch!” She takes a hold of it and snaps it out, letting it wrap around a chair then yanks it toward her. Only to just barely dodge said chair before it whams into her.
“Hee, I usually don’t pull it that hard!” Of course, the magic of her hair isn’t worth mentioning. Nope, not at all.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
“Ummmm… I‘m really good at cooking and cleaning! Oh and I like to paint so I can paint you something! And, um… I dunno what else. I know lots of tricks to keep hair really healthy and soft. I don‘t know if anyone would be interested in that though…”
"I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. _Rapunzel_
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. _Rapunzel_.
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. _Rapunzel_.
One day, marmalade will rule the world. _Rapunzel_"
State your full name.
“My name is Rapunzel~ What’s yours??”
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
“Mother brings home this really tasty cheese sometimes, it has holes in it. It tastes really good in an omelet,”
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
“Oh my gosh! I’d never kill anyone, that’s so terrible! I couldn’t even crush the poor spiders in my tower, I just sent them out of the ledge and let them go!”
3. What time is it where you are?
"Middle of the day... ish."4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
“Sexually..? What’s that?”
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
“Does it have to be original? I’d call it the Snuggly Duckling like that inn me and Flynn went to. Those were the nicest thugs I ever met!” They were also the first, sweetheart…
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
“Umm… Well, which one is nicer? He should marry that one!”
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
“Maybe because you didn’t sort it? Oh! I can help you sort it if you want! I’m really good at cleaning! There’s hardly ever any dirt in my tower!”
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
“I can do tricks with my hair, watch!” She takes a hold of it and snaps it out, letting it wrap around a chair then yanks it toward her. Only to just barely dodge said chair before it whams into her.
“Hee, I usually don’t pull it that hard!” Of course, the magic of her hair isn’t worth mentioning. Nope, not at all.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
“Ummmm… I‘m really good at cooking and cleaning! Oh and I like to paint so I can paint you something! And, um… I dunno what else. I know lots of tricks to keep hair really healthy and soft. I don‘t know if anyone would be interested in that though…”
"I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. _Rapunzel_
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. _Rapunzel_.
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. _Rapunzel_.
One day, marmalade will rule the world. _Rapunzel_"