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The Harkonnen-Wolfe Wedding Extravaganza! (with Dethklok!)

Jun 26, 2011 19:04

((In short- It's a giant over-the-top wedding party with a Dethklok concert for characters to enjoy and do whatever- the whole school's been invited. It should be noted that Dethklok's music is known to have a almost magical effect- they've driven audiences insane, raised trolls, caused hurricanes, etc. Half the food's been spiked by Valentine, ( Read more... )

nathan explosion, ancalagon, shoggies, vladimir harkonnen, albus dumbledore, rp, toki wartooth, pickles, veronica santangelo, grima wormtongue, vislor turlough, jasper hale, ariane emory ii, smaug, megan gwynn, skwisgaar skwigelf, admiral zex, valentine wolfe, dialga

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nolongerprimal June 27 2011, 02:25:53 UTC

Dialga had found his way to the wedding, confused as to what one was. He watched in silence for a while, then, as the party commenced, he turned to the first person he saw.

"EXCUSE ME. WHAT IS A WEDDING?"

shoggies June 29 2011, 23:52:00 UTC

Given the multiple and ubiquitous nature of the Shoggies, the statistical likelihood that a Shoggy was the first 'person' anyone might see was rather high. And in this case, statistics played out as expected- Shoggy 15 stared at Dialga a moment, blinking stupidly. Next to it, Shoggy 29 was doing about the same thing, before eventually venturing, "We think that this party is the wedding!" As if this suggestion was suddenly illuminating, Shoggy 15 added, "Weddings are parties with soooo cool food and rides. The food makes us see in extra colors!" Indeed, the eyes of most of the surrounding Shoggies were a bit oddly dilated. "Are you a shantak?"

nolongerprimal June 30 2011, 03:54:08 UTC

"I AM NOT. I AM DIALGA, THE TEMPORAL POKEMON. THE FOOD MAKES YOU SEE IN A WIDER SPECTRUM, YOU SAY?"

shoggies July 2 2011, 03:48:30 UTC

"It made us see everything!" Shoggy 29 exclaimed. "I can see tomorrow. And it has sooo many sooo cool colors. What's a spectrum?" "I think I ate one once," said Shoggy 15. "It had feathers! Like those." It waved a pseudopod toward a passing peacock. "What's a temporal pokemon? Do you taste good?"

nolongerprimal July 2 2011, 03:56:07 UTC

"PLEASE DO NOT EAT ME. I THINK YOU WILL FIND IT DIFFICULT TO ANYWAY," Dialga said as the steel parts of his body shined in the sun.

shoggies July 4 2011, 04:03:10 UTC

"We don't think!" Shoggy 15 replied. "It looks like it would taste sooo shiny!" Shoggy 29 began drooling a little pool of acid as it examined Dialga more intently. "But it asked us not to sooo politely. It even said please!" "Maybe we can eat just a little of you?" Shoggy 15 asked hopefully, while Shoggy 29 stared and drooled unblinkingly.

nolongerprimal July 4 2011, 04:22:58 UTC

"YES. I CAN SEE YOU DON'T THINK." What? Dialga's capable of snark.

shoggies July 8 2011, 11:00:04 UTC

Shoggy 15 was quite impressed. "You can see that?" "Soooo cool!" the Shoggies declared simultaneously. "You have sooo good eyes," Shoggy 29 said, to which Shoggy 15 added, "But we have more eyes." In illustration, Shoggy 15 relocated a few of its eyes to face Dialga. "But we can't see thinking. Just stuff." "Stuff that is things," Shoggy 29 put in. "Thinking isn't a thing because we can't eat it."

nolongerprimal July 10 2011, 03:42:33 UTC

Dialga stared at them for a minute before mercifully changing the subject. "THERE ARE THINGS HERE TO EAT, THOUGH."

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