Application for Lenneth Valkyrie | Valkyrie Profile series
Lenneth's eyes roamed the room she found herself in. Her wings were spread, pristine white and almost shining. She did not move a muscle for mere moments ago she had been with her sisters and allies, standing before Lezard in his twisted world. Her right hand is held till over the hilt of her blade, waiting for some sign of hostilities.
None came, and the Goddess allowed herself to relax. Her wings vanished, only a couple feathers falling the the ground around her. Normally used to show that a fallen warrior was chosen to fight for the gods, Lenneth cannot help but spare them a moments glance as she recalled times when that was all she was meant for.
State your full name.
She is proud as she states this:
“I am Lenneth Valkyrie, one of Fate’s three daughters, now Creator and All-Mother.”
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
Lenneth tilts her head slightly.
“I do not have a favorite. Cheese, to me, is cheese. I do not requite sustenance so I do not take the time to eat it and therefore, cannot choose a favorite out of the many kinds there are.”
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
The silver haired woman looks slightly perplexed before shaking her head.
“Killing them would require a knowledge of why they deserve to die. And even then, I am not a death goddess but merely one who chooses those worthy to fight for the gods. I do not takes the lives of others.”
3. What time is it where you are?
“A very simple answer, night has fallen. The years are not relevant, I am not bound to time as those that dwell in Midgard. And I feel certain that none present could bind me to time in such a manner.”
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
At this, the woman’s face turns beet red. Just the mere suggestion of sexually harassing someone seems to embarrass her.
“Were I Albus Dumbledore, I would not sexually harass anyone. I cannot speak for the man himself, only myself. I do not see how this question is relevant.”
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
“I would not bartend but for the sake of providing you an answer, I would name the bar Valhalla’s Halls, in honor of the home I have left behind.”
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
Lenneth frowns, crossing her arms. The action causes the faint sound of metal against metal but the divine nature of the armor does not make it sound as irritating as it might otherwise.
“My opinion has no influence on the matter. Harry’s heart is his own and the decision is his alone. If I were in a position of influence with him, I would ask him not to set himself up for hurt. In the end however, matters of the heart are up to the owner of it, alone.”
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
“What work may be done will lead to more work arriving. Ignoring what work is already present only causes more irritation to the one collecting it. There is a simple solution of creating a schedule in which you finish a certain amount of paperwork day by day so that your desk will no longer be covered.
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
The woman’s stance straightens, showing her full height. It appears that she is insulted by the mere suggestion of her being useless.
“Useless is one of the last things I have ever been. I have slain undead, collected einherjar to battle for the gods, and restored Midgard after Ragnarok. I protect the mortals I take care over, at the cost of my own life if need be.”
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
"I cannot offer a bribe that would satisfy all. I can only offer assistance where it is needed, and only if needed. I will not allow others to weaken themselves by seeking help in tasks that they are more than capable of themselves."
[["I have read the [info]hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. Lenneth Valkyrie
I have read the [info]hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. Lenneth Valkyrie.
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. Lenneth Valkyrie.
One day, marmalade will rule the world. Lenneth Valkyrie"]]
None came, and the Goddess allowed herself to relax. Her wings vanished, only a couple feathers falling the the ground around her. Normally used to show that a fallen warrior was chosen to fight for the gods, Lenneth cannot help but spare them a moments glance as she recalled times when that was all she was meant for.
State your full name.
She is proud as she states this:
“I am Lenneth Valkyrie, one of Fate’s three daughters, now Creator and All-Mother.”
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
Lenneth tilts her head slightly.
“I do not have a favorite. Cheese, to me, is cheese. I do not requite sustenance so I do not take the time to eat it and therefore, cannot choose a favorite out of the many kinds there are.”
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
The silver haired woman looks slightly perplexed before shaking her head.
“Killing them would require a knowledge of why they deserve to die. And even then, I am not a death goddess but merely one who chooses those worthy to fight for the gods. I do not takes the lives of others.”
3. What time is it where you are?
“A very simple answer, night has fallen. The years are not relevant, I am not bound to time as those that dwell in Midgard. And I feel certain that none present could bind me to time in such a manner.”
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
At this, the woman’s face turns beet red. Just the mere suggestion of sexually harassing someone seems to embarrass her.
“Were I Albus Dumbledore, I would not sexually harass anyone. I cannot speak for the man himself, only myself. I do not see how this question is relevant.”
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
“I would not bartend but for the sake of providing you an answer, I would name the bar Valhalla’s Halls, in honor of the home I have left behind.”
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
Lenneth frowns, crossing her arms. The action causes the faint sound of metal against metal but the divine nature of the armor does not make it sound as irritating as it might otherwise.
“My opinion has no influence on the matter. Harry’s heart is his own and the decision is his alone. If I were in a position of influence with him, I would ask him not to set himself up for hurt. In the end however, matters of the heart are up to the owner of it, alone.”
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
“What work may be done will lead to more work arriving. Ignoring what work is already present only causes more irritation to the one collecting it. There is a simple solution of creating a schedule in which you finish a certain amount of paperwork day by day so that your desk will no longer be covered.
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
The woman’s stance straightens, showing her full height. It appears that she is insulted by the mere suggestion of her being useless.
“Useless is one of the last things I have ever been. I have slain undead, collected einherjar to battle for the gods, and restored Midgard after Ragnarok. I protect the mortals I take care over, at the cost of my own life if need be.”
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
"I cannot offer a bribe that would satisfy all. I can only offer assistance where it is needed, and only if needed. I will not allow others to weaken themselves by seeking help in tasks that they are more than capable of themselves."
[["I have read the [info]hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. Lenneth Valkyrie
I have read the [info]hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. Lenneth Valkyrie.
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. Lenneth Valkyrie.
One day, marmalade will rule the world. Lenneth Valkyrie"]]