[Application] Anarchy Panty, Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt

[bang1000men]

[[OOC: Taken after episode six, partly so she knows about the Demon Sisters, partly so it's when she's still a slut, and mostly because I don't want to deal with the stinger

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[ugly_old_hat]

"If your name's Panty, does that mean your parents were Mr and Mrs Panty? Dr and Mrs Panty? Dr and Mr Panty?" The Hat was nearly choking, such was the gale of gigglefits pouring from beneath its brim. "What did you do at school on Friday Flip-Up Day?"

[bang1000men]

"Oh, I don't have time for silly things like modesty. If they get a glimpse of me, why should I care? Used to it. Besides, when the hell did hats talk?"

[ugly_old_hat]

"I have always talked!" the Hat answered flatly (and loudly). "Now TELL ME ABOUT DOCTOR PANTY, YOUR HILARIOUS FATHER AND/OR GRANDFATHER."

[bang1000men]

Panty actually looked a little uncomfortable. "I...don't really remember my dad much. Actually, I'm not sure if he exists."

[ugly_old_hat]

"That's sad! Sad things aren't funny! Bring me a sandwich."

[bang1000men]

"Why the fuck should I? I'm not your slave."

[ugly_old_hat]

"You must all do my bidding! I am Sorting Hat the Wise! WHERE IS MY SANDWICH."

[bang1000men]

"Fuck if I know!" Panty took off her panties and pointed her gun at the Sorting Hat. "How about letting me go, huh?"

[ugly_old_hat]

"Is that a phallic symbol or are you just happy to see me?"

[bang1000men]

"Why you..." Panty pulled the trigger.

Nothing happened.

"Backless doesn't work on you? Ah, fuck!"

[ugly_old_hat]

The Hat made an ostentatious feigned-snoring sound.

"What did we say about threats? You're lucky not to get squibbed. For your hilarious grandfather's sake, however, I shall admit you to my school of hard knocks!"