[Application] Dialga, Pokemon Mystery Dungeon 2
why am I doing this?
[[Taken post-credits. Yes. He does speak in capslock.]]
There was a bright blue flash of light. It would be hard to get close to it, the closer one got, the more it felt like time was bending, for lack of a better word.
Eventually the light dimmed. A blue and silver dragon stood in the Sorting Room. His red eyes looked around.
"WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS?" Dialga said. "WHY HAVE I BEEN TAKEN FROM TEMPORAL TOWER?" He fired a Hyper Beam at the nearest wall, but it did nothing to answer his questions.
The poking at the fleshy part of his flesh did, though.
State your full name.
"I AM DIALGA," the Pokemon said. "I AM THE TIME POKEMON, AND THE GUARDIAN OF TEMPORAL TOWER."
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
"I DO NOT UNDERSTAND THIS 'CHEESE' YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT."
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
"I KILL ALL THINGS THAT THREATEN TO UNRAVEL THE TIMESTREAM. ER...THAT ONE TIME WHEN I TRIED TO KILL THE CHOSEN POKEMON WAS AN ACCIDENT. I WASN'T COMPLETELY SANE THEN."
3. What time is it where you are?
"I AM SUPPOSED TO EXIST IN BETWEEN TIME. SO I DO NOT KNOW WHAT TIME YOU CONSIDER THIS."
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
"I DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU MEAN BY 'SEXUALLY HARASS'."
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
"I DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU MEAN BY 'BAR' OR 'BARTEND'. BUT IF I WERE TO NAME SOMETHING, I WOULD PROBABLY NAME IT SOMETHING RELATED TO TIME.
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
"I DO NOT KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN BY 'MARRIED'. IF THIS IS SOME SORT OF PARTNERSHIP, THOUGH, WHY CAN'T THEY WORK AS A TEAM OF THREE?"
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
"YOU ARE NOT BURNING IT FAST ENOUGH."
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
"I GUARD THE TEMPORAL TOWER, WHICH KEEPS THE TIMESTREAM FLOWING. IF IT IS DESTROYED, TIME STOPS. THEREFORE, I AM NOT USELESS."
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
"I AM NOT SURE WHAT I CAN OFFER YOU. I AM NOT EVEN SURE WHERE I AM. HOWEVER, I AM WILLING TO HELP YOU OUT IN SOME WAY."
"I have read the [info]hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. __DIALGA__________
I have read the [info]hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. ____DIALGA_______.
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. __DIALGA_________.
One day, marmalade will rule the world. _WHAT IS THIS MARMALADE?____________"
[[Taken post-credits. Yes. He does speak in capslock.]]
There was a bright blue flash of light. It would be hard to get close to it, the closer one got, the more it felt like time was bending, for lack of a better word.
Eventually the light dimmed. A blue and silver dragon stood in the Sorting Room. His red eyes looked around.
"WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS?" Dialga said. "WHY HAVE I BEEN TAKEN FROM TEMPORAL TOWER?" He fired a Hyper Beam at the nearest wall, but it did nothing to answer his questions.
The poking at the fleshy part of his flesh did, though.
State your full name.
"I AM DIALGA," the Pokemon said. "I AM THE TIME POKEMON, AND THE GUARDIAN OF TEMPORAL TOWER."
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
"I DO NOT UNDERSTAND THIS 'CHEESE' YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT."
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
"I KILL ALL THINGS THAT THREATEN TO UNRAVEL THE TIMESTREAM. ER...THAT ONE TIME WHEN I TRIED TO KILL THE CHOSEN POKEMON WAS AN ACCIDENT. I WASN'T COMPLETELY SANE THEN."
3. What time is it where you are?
"I AM SUPPOSED TO EXIST IN BETWEEN TIME. SO I DO NOT KNOW WHAT TIME YOU CONSIDER THIS."
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
"I DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU MEAN BY 'SEXUALLY HARASS'."
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
"I DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU MEAN BY 'BAR' OR 'BARTEND'. BUT IF I WERE TO NAME SOMETHING, I WOULD PROBABLY NAME IT SOMETHING RELATED TO TIME.
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
"I DO NOT KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN BY 'MARRIED'. IF THIS IS SOME SORT OF PARTNERSHIP, THOUGH, WHY CAN'T THEY WORK AS A TEAM OF THREE?"
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
"YOU ARE NOT BURNING IT FAST ENOUGH."
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
"I GUARD THE TEMPORAL TOWER, WHICH KEEPS THE TIMESTREAM FLOWING. IF IT IS DESTROYED, TIME STOPS. THEREFORE, I AM NOT USELESS."
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
"I AM NOT SURE WHAT I CAN OFFER YOU. I AM NOT EVEN SURE WHERE I AM. HOWEVER, I AM WILLING TO HELP YOU OUT IN SOME WAY."
"I have read the [info]hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. __DIALGA__________
I have read the [info]hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. ____DIALGA_______.
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. __DIALGA_________.
One day, marmalade will rule the world. _WHAT IS THIS MARMALADE?____________"