Because every school needs a bird boy? ((Application for Ozymandias))
Ozymandias woke with a strangled gasp and his hands immediately flew to his chest, right to where the bullet had pierced, he knew it had, he felt the burn then it was lights out, look out below, man down and Oz was crashing through the trees to the forest floor below, he didn't even remember his body making impact, then how was he alive. He sniffed the air his wings rustled around him as he knew immediately he was not some where familiar, no scent was one he knew, he found himself in a strange room, what was happening? His chest, it didn't even hurt, but he could feel the scar that told him that bullet was no dream. With an almost bird like chitter, Ozymandias called out "Max? Hey Max? Ic, buddy, where you at? Come on, I thought you came out of the closet a long time ago?" He joked, referencing his friends habit of sleeping in the closet at Frannie's cabin. But neither of them answered "Matthew? Wendy, Peter, Frannie?!" His voice rose higher and higher with each name he called and received no response, the last one was nearly a wail "KIT?!?!". But no one answered and he met with resistance as he went to try and leave the room, falling back on to his behind the boy began to stalk the room he was in till his eyes fell on a piece of paper, he walked over and cautiously looked down.
State your full name.
Oz...wait, just who the hech are you and why should I tell you my name? And he stopped giving his name, hesitant and suspicious considering there were people hunting him. It didn't help that some how the strange pen was writing all his answers down itself, this confused Oz and he was actively looking for strings attached to the writing instrument.
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
The bird boy chittered with laughter at this one "The orange powdery kind they put on cheese puffs, it's the best!"
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
No one, unless they tried to hurt my flock, then I'd wipe both those idiots across the floor!
3. What time is it where you are?
"Time for you to get a new watch? I think yours might be broken."
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
"Ew, I'm not sexually harassing any one, geez" Oz pulled a face, he might be mature for his age and certainly he was not ignorant as to what adults did, he had a mate himself but his genetics were different and this just kind of grossed him out to think about.
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
"Uh, newsflash, I'm too young to work in a bar."
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
"Harry should be with the one who has always held his heart." There was a sad smile from the boy, he had lost that chance as surely as the bullet that pierced his chest now marked that name.
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
"Because work is never finished, all day long, test this, test that. Wait, you're not a scientist are you? If this is the School or the Hospital I swear to god I'll kick your asses, where's my flock?!"
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
"If I was useless they wouldn't be trying so hard to get me back. I'm the Mighty Ozymandias, bird boy extraordinaire, I can fly, I'm stronger than your average human adult male and I'm definitely a whole lot smarter. I know a lot about birds and I'm a good hunter and flier." Useless, that was one thing Oz knew he wasn't, all his life had been about him being used.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
He cocked his head with another chitter and rustle of his wings "I guess I can take people on free flights? Or do their homework, probably get them a better grade any way." Problem was, Oz didn't know what to offer as a bribe, because he had no idea where he even was.
"I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. SR
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. SR.
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. SR.
One day, marmalade will rule the world. SR"
State your full name.
Oz...wait, just who the hech are you and why should I tell you my name? And he stopped giving his name, hesitant and suspicious considering there were people hunting him. It didn't help that some how the strange pen was writing all his answers down itself, this confused Oz and he was actively looking for strings attached to the writing instrument.
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
The bird boy chittered with laughter at this one "The orange powdery kind they put on cheese puffs, it's the best!"
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
No one, unless they tried to hurt my flock, then I'd wipe both those idiots across the floor!
3. What time is it where you are?
"Time for you to get a new watch? I think yours might be broken."
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
"Ew, I'm not sexually harassing any one, geez" Oz pulled a face, he might be mature for his age and certainly he was not ignorant as to what adults did, he had a mate himself but his genetics were different and this just kind of grossed him out to think about.
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
"Uh, newsflash, I'm too young to work in a bar."
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
"Harry should be with the one who has always held his heart." There was a sad smile from the boy, he had lost that chance as surely as the bullet that pierced his chest now marked that name.
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
"Because work is never finished, all day long, test this, test that. Wait, you're not a scientist are you? If this is the School or the Hospital I swear to god I'll kick your asses, where's my flock?!"
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
"If I was useless they wouldn't be trying so hard to get me back. I'm the Mighty Ozymandias, bird boy extraordinaire, I can fly, I'm stronger than your average human adult male and I'm definitely a whole lot smarter. I know a lot about birds and I'm a good hunter and flier." Useless, that was one thing Oz knew he wasn't, all his life had been about him being used.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
He cocked his head with another chitter and rustle of his wings "I guess I can take people on free flights? Or do their homework, probably get them a better grade any way." Problem was, Oz didn't know what to offer as a bribe, because he had no idea where he even was.
"I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. SR
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. SR.
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. SR.
One day, marmalade will rule the world. SR"