Smaug-mun's given the okay to handwave Pickles and Nathan's involvement in the theme song writing process -- as long as Dethklok are paid in some way for it, per Nathan's insistence (and presumably via Ofdensen's counsel). Not that they need the money, obviously, they just don't work for free if they can help it. XD I imagine a good mix of interesting new drugs to try, booze, and gold would suffice, and maybe something marginally more kinky for Skwisgaar...
And if anyone's able to come up with brutal-silly lyrics in the usual style of Dethklok, that'd be awesome. It's hard to do, so maybe there can just be a vague description of what the song's about. Or would the Sorting Hat insist on writing its own lyrics? Hm.
Having people impressed with said firepower will make Starscream happy, so he'll actually get to enjoy the trip too! They'll have to pick out a random city they want him to attack (I think that was our original plan anyway), if Vlad and Valentine would enjoy the subsequent endless news coverage of the "suspected terrorist attacks". I think poor Jasper's going to be dismayed by his Hogwarts family's ideas of entertainment.
Haha, that works- not that Vlad'll pay out gold from his own pocket. He'll of course make use of the Maury Povich Immemorial Fund, what with the Hat insisting on the spectacle, making the expense an easy one to write off. =D And of course, Vlad would want to 'thank' Skwisgaar privately. XD
I expect I'd fail at attempting to write the theme-song lyrics, heheh, but can try! I could easily envision the Sorting Hat insisting on writing the lyrics itself.
Vlad and Valentine will of course be delighted to pick out a city for Starscream to demonstrate on. XD And would be delighted by the news coverage! Of course, I also doubt they'd realize it if Jasper gave Starscream coordinates that would at least avoid the main population centre of it. =D Vlad would be all up for exploding some asteroids too, just for the entertainment value of Really Big Explosions.
And if anyone's able to come up with brutal-silly lyrics in the usual style of Dethklok, that'd be awesome. It's hard to do, so maybe there can just be a vague description of what the song's about. Or would the Sorting Hat insist on writing its own lyrics? Hm.
Having people impressed with said firepower will make Starscream happy, so he'll actually get to enjoy the trip too! They'll have to pick out a random city they want him to attack (I think that was our original plan anyway), if Vlad and Valentine would enjoy the subsequent endless news coverage of the "suspected terrorist attacks". I think poor Jasper's going to be dismayed by his Hogwarts family's ideas of entertainment.
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I expect I'd fail at attempting to write the theme-song lyrics, heheh, but can try! I could easily envision the Sorting Hat insisting on writing the lyrics itself.
Vlad and Valentine will of course be delighted to pick out a city for Starscream to demonstrate on. XD And would be delighted by the news coverage! Of course, I also doubt they'd realize it if Jasper gave Starscream coordinates that would at least avoid the main population centre of it. =D Vlad would be all up for exploding some asteroids too, just for the entertainment value of Really Big Explosions.
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