[Canon Updating] Badass in a Suit
He had only gone back for a document.
But then things started to distract Ofdensen. Murderface suing the band, Murderface and Skwisgaar doing a stupid bet, Pickles going into rehab, Toki trying to reunite Dr. Rockso's band, and a doublebooking of mortal enemies.
Still. Dethklok did cause peace in the Middle East. And they made their money back.
For a minute he thought he was hallucinating. The last door he opened was the one that imprisoned Edgar Jomfru, whom he had coerced into hacking into the military database for more info on Project Falconback.
So to find himself staring at the Dethtub at Hogwarts was a surprise.
Sighing and rubbing his neck, he leaned against the wall, letting it all process in.
(Closed to Dethklok and the Shoggies.)