Application for Susan Foreman (Oldschool Doctor Who)
There was a flash of light and a teenage girl with short dark hair suddenly appeared in the Sorting Room. “Oh!” she said, startled. “How strange! Where am I, exactly?” She saw the application and Dictaquill lying on the desk, and read it over. “This is all very strange,” she said, and was surprised to see that the quill was copying down her words. She watched it, enthralled. “I wonder how that works,” she said, as she began to answer the questions.
State your full name.
“Susan, Susan Foreman,” the girl said decisively. She’d gotten used to going by that name, and didn’t see any reason to abandon it.
1. What is your favourite cheese? Why is it your favourite?
“Hmm… Well, I haven’t sampled a great deal of cheese. Not from Earth, anyways - that’s where this is, isn’t it? Maybe Havarti. I like that pretty well on sandwiches.”
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Susan frowned. “Oh, I wouldn’t like to kill anyone, not unless I had. And neither of them sounds terribly dangerous, so I don’t think I would kill either of them.”
3. What time is it where you are?
Susan seemed to think that that question needed serious thought. “Well, that depends. I’m not sure exactly where I am, so that makes it harder, and then there’s the question of when I am - that can get pretty difficult in and of itself. I don’t suppose any of you can tell me?”
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
“I don’t think I’m really qualified to comment on that. I mean, I haven’t even had a proper boyfriend yet.” She thought. “Well, I suppose whoever he fancies most? If he fancies any of them.”
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
“Hmm… maybe the Interspatial Overlap? It could be located on a fold in space-time, so that it would maximize its customer base. Is that a good idea? I’m afraid I don’t have much experience with bars or pubs.”
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
“I suppose you want Earth mythology? Very well, let’s see… um, well, Guinevere married King Arthur, but later she decided that she liked Sir Lancelot better, and that led to everyone dying in the end. So I think Harry should make sure that he marries the one he likes best instead of just the first one.”
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
“Are you doing it, or just throwing it away? If it’s the second one, it’s because they send you a second copy of the one you threw away, and a new form as well, so then you get twice as much. You should start actually filling them out properly. If you really are doing it, then you must have a very busy job. Maybe you can hire an assistant? Sometimes I help Grandfather with things in the TARDIS.”
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
“I’m very useful!” she said defensively. “I’ve been all sorts of help to Grandfather and Mr. Chesterton and Miss Wright. I even helped beat the Daleks. I just end up getting captured an awful lot. And I’m good at science and history, even if I do get a little mixed up sometimes.”
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
She dug through her pockets. “Oh, I don’t have much. I’ve got my transistor radio, part of a stone flower, and a few pounds - I don’t suppose you want any of those? Maybe if I found my grandfather, he could give you a ride in the TARDIS.”
I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. _____SF_____
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. ____SF_____.
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. _____SF____.
One day, marmalade will rule the world. _____SF____
State your full name.
“Susan, Susan Foreman,” the girl said decisively. She’d gotten used to going by that name, and didn’t see any reason to abandon it.
1. What is your favourite cheese? Why is it your favourite?
“Hmm… Well, I haven’t sampled a great deal of cheese. Not from Earth, anyways - that’s where this is, isn’t it? Maybe Havarti. I like that pretty well on sandwiches.”
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Susan frowned. “Oh, I wouldn’t like to kill anyone, not unless I had. And neither of them sounds terribly dangerous, so I don’t think I would kill either of them.”
3. What time is it where you are?
Susan seemed to think that that question needed serious thought. “Well, that depends. I’m not sure exactly where I am, so that makes it harder, and then there’s the question of when I am - that can get pretty difficult in and of itself. I don’t suppose any of you can tell me?”
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
“I don’t think I’m really qualified to comment on that. I mean, I haven’t even had a proper boyfriend yet.” She thought. “Well, I suppose whoever he fancies most? If he fancies any of them.”
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
“Hmm… maybe the Interspatial Overlap? It could be located on a fold in space-time, so that it would maximize its customer base. Is that a good idea? I’m afraid I don’t have much experience with bars or pubs.”
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
“I suppose you want Earth mythology? Very well, let’s see… um, well, Guinevere married King Arthur, but later she decided that she liked Sir Lancelot better, and that led to everyone dying in the end. So I think Harry should make sure that he marries the one he likes best instead of just the first one.”
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
“Are you doing it, or just throwing it away? If it’s the second one, it’s because they send you a second copy of the one you threw away, and a new form as well, so then you get twice as much. You should start actually filling them out properly. If you really are doing it, then you must have a very busy job. Maybe you can hire an assistant? Sometimes I help Grandfather with things in the TARDIS.”
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
“I’m very useful!” she said defensively. “I’ve been all sorts of help to Grandfather and Mr. Chesterton and Miss Wright. I even helped beat the Daleks. I just end up getting captured an awful lot. And I’m good at science and history, even if I do get a little mixed up sometimes.”
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
She dug through her pockets. “Oh, I don’t have much. I’ve got my transistor radio, part of a stone flower, and a few pounds - I don’t suppose you want any of those? Maybe if I found my grandfather, he could give you a ride in the TARDIS.”
I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. _____SF_____
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. ____SF_____.
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. _____SF____.
One day, marmalade will rule the world. _____SF____