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[friendofkittens]

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[superwife_kenpi]

Hufflepuff! Though I am tempted slytherin to see how you and Voldemort-sama would get along, considering he seems mostly you-proof!

[theladyinshadow]

Thats cruel....why are you a gryff?

[superwife_kenpi]

It's not cruel if Voldemort-sama is the safest of us around Death-sama, is it? It's not like Death-sama would go about break those horse crups things that Voldie-kun he mentioned!

[theladyinshadow]

You can't be that naive or you'd be in hufflepuff. Don't be fooled by death. If death thinks it's time Death will do all in it's power to claim it's victim.

It's cruel because Death and Lord Voldemort would clash violently.

[friendofkittens]

ON THE CONTRARY, I WOULD NOT BREAK THE RULES. BUT YOU WOULD BE SURPRISED HOW FALLIBLE INFALLIBLE GUARANTEES OF IMMORTALITY ARE.

HE DOES SEEM TO BE RATHER FRIGHTENED OF ME, THOUGH. IS IT THE SKULL, DO YOU THINK?

[superwife_kenpi]

H,mmmm.. Guess your right!

[friendofkittens]

NOTHING, YOUNG MAN, IS ME-PROOF IN THE END.

[superwife_kenpi]

But currently he is, isn't he?

[friendofkittens]

SO ARE YOU. EVERYONE IS ME-PROOF UNTIL IT IS THEIR TIME TO DIE.

[superwife_kenpi]

Ah! Well, sorry for for saying that about Voldemort-sama then!

And I can take one of the kittens if you want. Kittens are neat! :D And they appreciate the finer points of seafood!

[friendofkittens]

YOU ARE WELCOME TO A KITTEN, ESPECIALLY AS YOU WILL FEED IT WELL. I APPROVE OF HAPPY CATS.

I AM DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS, DISTRIBUTOR OF KITTENS.

[superwife_kenpi]

Thank You, Death-sama!

[friendofkittens]

YOU ARE QUITE WELCOME.