Application: Ty Lee (Avatar: The Last Airbender)

Aug 04, 2010 20:13

(Checked out with Sokka-mun as per the rules.)
Ty Lee found herself, quite suddenly, in an unfamiliar room of gray stone. Well, this was no good! She'd just gotten out of prison! How was she supposed to be one of the Kyoshi warriors if she was spirited away to... well, to where ever this was? Ty Lee had been hanging around in her own clothes when she suddenly arrived here - those robes and facepaint got hot after a while - but she really was serious about joining them. She hoped they didn't take her sudden disappearance the wrong way.

Spotting the pedestal, Ty Lee crossed the room in a couple of quick handsprings - if there was any danger here, she'd better keep loose, and if there wasn't? Ty Lee never actually needed a reason to do a few handsprings. She perused the application briefly, and began to fill it out.


State your full name.
Ty Lee

1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
I had this really yummy camelgoat cheese once when I was, you know, traveling around with Mai and Azula. It had bits of nut and dried fruit in it, and it was really good.

2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Wait, what'd they do? Why do they need to be killed? Is either of them a bender? I don't have nearly enough information to go on, here!

3. What time is it where you are?
It was the middle of the afternoon, last time I checked.

4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
I don't know, are any of them cute? I'd harass all the cute ones. I mean, not like anything bad. Just hang around and flirt a lot.

5. If you are pushing to be in:

A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
How about "The Big Top," will that work?

B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
Oh... I don't know. I don't really know much about mythology. Does he have to choose?

Choosing is hard.

C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
Is someone giving you their paperwork to do so they don't have to do it themself? If you don't want to make a scene, you'll probably just have to keep doing it. Unless you have another friend who'll be willing to do it for you.

D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
I'm a really good acrobat! And I know how to block people's chi, so they can't bend. That's useful.

6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
I can teach you some of my chi-blocking moves! They're not that hard once you know what you're doing. Mostly. I mean, most people who already know some martial arts seem to pick them up pretty quickly.

I have read the [info]hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. ____TL_____
I have read the [info]hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. ___TL_____.
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. ___TL______.
One day, marmalade will rule the world. ____TL______

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