Pop Goes the Weasel: The Joker [Open RP]

[laughaloads]

((The Joker has no knowledge of his exploits before his unpopcorning, but is fully aware that he's in Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. His mind's unhinged like that.))

He emerged from the steaming husk of the puffed popcorn shell, the butter oozing into a thick pool about the carnage of the released inmate. No sooner had the staleness of

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[ringo_raver]

[[I have no idea what possessed me]]

Ryuk stuck his head through the door of the room he was in. "I can laugh louder than you! HEHEHEHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEEHE!"

[laughaloads]

A challenge? So early in the game? Joker smiled, wide and ruefully. "Come now, I've heard better laughs coming from Brucey, and we all know how much of a comedian he is! Wa heh heh ah ha ha HEH HAH HA!" The Joker bent as his laugh came out strong and wheezy. He calmed down and sighed, holding his stomach. "Heh, woo. Nearly busted a gut, it'll be the death of me. Heh heh heh heh ..."

[ringo_raver]

"Ho ho ho ho ho HA HA HA HA HA HAAHA HA!"

Oh, this is fun, he likes this guy.

[laughaloads]

((Mun approved.))

A shadow crossed the Joker's face and his smile widened considerably, if at all possible. His teeth were stick-straight and disgustingly yellow with the contrast to his painfully pale complexion. "Heh heh heh, okay pal, you got me. You win this round, put it there," he exclaimed jubilantly, extending his right hand out for Ryuk to shake. However, hidden on the underside of his hand, worn on his ring-finger was an altered joy-buzzer with the Joker's caricature on it. One firm grasp of the winged-man's hand and he'll be down for the count! The Joker nearly burst a blood vessel trying to hold his jollies.

[ringo_raver]

Ryuk, not knowing any better, reached for the Joker's hand only to get electrocuted.

It was quite funny to see a death god flop on the floor, halfway through a door.

"Hey, how did you do that?"

[laughaloads]

That did it. The Joker busted with laughter, he through his head back and clutched at his stomach as powerful fits of laughter were expelled from his Glasgow grin. His pallor coloured with the deprivation of oxygen. The Joker fell to the floor and quivered with the hysterical outcome - it became almost too much. He took in gulps of air to steady himself, gripping his green hair with his hands and looking positively insane.

"Ha ha he heh ho HA HA HA!" Little bouts of chuckles expelled from him as he calmed down further. "Why kiddo, heh heh, I am the Joker! Wa HA HEH HA heh heh."

[ringo_raver]

"No fair! Teach me!" Ryuk said, rising up to his full height.

[laughaloads]

Fair? "Fair! My dear boy, if life should suddenly start getting fair I doubt it'd be before the punch line! Heh hah heh ho!" The Joker straightened and smoothed out his indigo suit, righting the flower adornment on his left lapel - all the while, still being sopping in liquidised butter. "It's all just a manner of slight-of-hand ..." the Joker looked at his joy-buzzer and started laughing again, low, wheezy and sinister. His shoulders shook and soon he clapped a hand to his forehead as the guffaws took siege of his body.

[ringo_raver]

Ryuk looked, to all accounts, like a sulking clown. "Fine, don't teach me."