C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
“Paperwork? I think I have a spell to help with that.” He hefted a spellbook and began flipping through the pages. “Fireball, wasn’t it.. now how did that go..” he was lost in the pages, muttering and waving one hand in the air when the dictaquill, perhaps in a desperate move of self-preservation, tapped the application sharply to distract the wizard from immolating the desk.
- Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
For a moment, the outline of a massive silver dragon could be seen curling around behind the old man. Unlike other dragons, this one did not inspire fear or images of destruction. It was majestic, spreading it’s wings and inclining it’s head in a somewhat noble manner. Some dragons destroyed or hoarded, this one did not. He was a protector, a guardian.
The wizard for the most part, put his hands on his hips and cocked his head. “How’s that? Pfft, call me useless. You kids, judging books by their covers..”
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
“You brought me here, why am I bribing you?” he challenged. “Oh fine.. I could tell you about the time I saved Krynn with a fine group of people.” Fizban rummaged around in his pockets and produced a small gold dragon with red gems for eyes, “He has been nothing but trouble. You can take him, but only if you have a good singing voice.”
I have read the
hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. Fizban
I have read the
hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. No, Zifnab
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. Zanfib?
One day, marmalade will rule the world. Old wizarding guy