... well, worksafe if your boss does not mind you READING ABOUT T-REX AT HOGWARTS while you are at work. Maybe even WRITING with or about T-Rex, OMG
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The problem with McGraw Tower- aside from its somewhat non-Euclidean issues, and the unearthly 'music' that tended to sound from its chimes, was that Andy Bernard was only the owner. It did, however, harbor a good percentage of the Hogwarts Shoggies. As the idiot horrors were responsible for its unholy transport from the past, it seemed a perfectly fit dwelling place. And now, it appeared they had a neighbor! "Sooo cool!"
And so, the Shoggies gathered in order to introduce themselves and welcome T. Rex to the neighborhood, emerging from McGraw tower while the giant reptile was enjoying his time without creepy raccoon and cephalopod neighbors. And, they brought presents!
"Hello, neighbor!" piped Shoggy 11, squelching over to T. Rex along with a small swarm of others. "We're sooo happy you moved in next to us!" "We haven't seen you in soooo long!" exclaimed Shoggy 24 1/2, who faultily recalled meeting T. Rex on a previous occasion- it had been a few million years since it had encountered any dinosaurs, and those it had encountered were certainly extinct. Shoggies 15 and 28 were pulling a sled piled with a heap of fish, or at least, parts of fish, which they dumped in front of the dinosaur, announcing, "We brought you sandwiches, only we didn't have bread, and we ate all the heads already." Shoggy 8 and a few others merely stared at T. Rex, drooling acid onto the lawn and looking vacant, occasionally piping, "sooo cool!"
Can you tell that Kameo likes to hang out with the Shoggies? They reminded her of tribespeople. Not very smart, but soooo cool!
Incidentally, "soooo cool" was one of the few phrases she had learned how to say in Shoggoth form, and chimed in with the group as she/it squelched up to the crowd of pink masses. Kameo did wish to be diplomatic, but couldn't decide if Ash would be a better form, since it was a rough approximation of a dino. (Really, Ash is a dragon.) But, the desire to stick with the Shoggies won out.
And so, the Shoggies gathered in order to introduce themselves and welcome T. Rex to the neighborhood, emerging from McGraw tower while the giant reptile was enjoying his time without creepy raccoon and cephalopod neighbors. And, they brought presents!
"Hello, neighbor!" piped Shoggy 11, squelching over to T. Rex along with a small swarm of others. "We're sooo happy you moved in next to us!" "We haven't seen you in soooo long!" exclaimed Shoggy 24 1/2, who faultily recalled meeting T. Rex on a previous occasion- it had been a few million years since it had encountered any dinosaurs, and those it had encountered were certainly extinct. Shoggies 15 and 28 were pulling a sled piled with a heap of fish, or at least, parts of fish, which they dumped in front of the dinosaur, announcing, "We brought you sandwiches, only we didn't have bread, and we ate all the heads already." Shoggy 8 and a few others merely stared at T. Rex, drooling acid onto the lawn and looking vacant, occasionally piping, "sooo cool!"
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Incidentally, "soooo cool" was one of the few phrases she had learned how to say in Shoggoth form, and chimed in with the group as she/it squelched up to the crowd of pink masses. Kameo did wish to be diplomatic, but couldn't decide if Ash would be a better form, since it was a rough approximation of a dino. (Really, Ash is a dragon.) But, the desire to stick with the Shoggies won out.
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