[Closed RP: Skwisgaar, Toki, Shoggies -- Jasper, Vladimir later]

[best_guitarist]

((Plus Nidhögg, if he wants to pal around at all. Continued from this thread, and very obviously NSFW since it's going to be full of Sharkgaar porn and gore and wrongness. Especially once Vladimir is involved. :P))

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[best_guitarist]

Skwisgaar was accustomed to being watched, so he didn't pay any mind to Jasper. It was all for the best with how irritable he'd been feeling toward the vampire -- and it was an entirely different matter when he was the one being looked at, rather than others eye-raping Toki (which Jasper had never done, but Skwisgaar's perspective was obviously coloured by irrational jealousy). As he let himself drift down closer to the gravel, he took particular notice of the tell-tale bulge in Toki's pants, not even attempting to be subtle with his lingering stare when he was at eye level with Toki's crotch. Nor was he going out of his way to make Jasper feel uncomfortable or unwelcome, now -- he just didn't feel the need to censor his actions much in his own room.

Jasper was wise to keep his suggestion to himself, as Skwisgaar would have taken offense just as predicted. That Toki was the one to suggest it made the idea okay, of course. "Ja, we could keeps de aquariums as a pools for de Shoggies, and a brutals room decorations likes de one you hads at Mordhaus," he agreed, swimming a little higher when he noticed that the camera was all set up, then looked back to Toki. "And especially if ones of us ams going to shits caviar shark babies," he teased. "Could keeps them fresh for eatings in here."

That part he was actually serious about. Even though he was clearly a male, he hadn't completely ruled out the possibility of seahorse-style pregnancy, and if that happened, he still fully intended to eat their unholy spawn. Unless any of these impossible spawn happened to have little fu manchu catfish barbels, in which case he might not be so inclined to cannibalise them.

Their company may not have appreciated the way walking shifted the fabric of Toki's pants tighter against his crotch, but Skwisgaar certainly did. Now that his hunger was being taken care of, it was only natural that he start thinking about attending to his other needs... again.

"Don'ts know until I tries it. It does works in de hots tub," he replied as he swam up to take his guitar over the top of the aquarium. He paused there and requested his glass of soy milk from the house elf, drinking it down and then tossing the glass aside, trusting that the elf would see to it. As he sank back into the water with his guitar, the inexplicable changes it underwent were more subtle than his own -- a few fin-like alterations and other aquatic growths appearing -- but still noticeable. He ran his fingers along the frets with a pleased expression. "Guess it belongs in de waters now too." He looked at Toki to include him in that statement, and raised an eyebrow as though saying, And why aren't you in here yet?

Glancing at Jasper, he asked, "Yous already mades de camera so it cans goes into water now?" He didn't really mind that Jasper was still there, since he'd mostly made up for the gill ripping incident. That didn't mean that Skwisgaar wanted an audience either, but the Shoggies were also still squelching about, so it wasn't like he and Toki would have been having sex yet anyway. But they would be soon, he hoped.

[j_whitlock]

Inability to blush be damned, Jasper could have nearly sworn that he felt heat creeping up his neck when he realised Toki was having a much more
-conspicuous-reaction to Skwisgaar's frolicking. He was polite enough to feign ignorance and certainly didn't look, but neither of those could diminish his sense of smell, and the fact was, human arousal had always been an unusually appealing scent to him, most likely due to blood being closer to the skin's surface. But it thankfully didn't stir his uncontrollable bloodlust in a way that would have had him behaving like a character from bad vampire slash fic, forcing him to rip Toki's clothes off to give him one hell of a horrifying blowjob. Instead, he simply felt more hungry.

Right about the time when he started seriously wondering if they'd object to him working the camera for them while they enjoyed the aquarium together, he realised he was trying to justify doing something incredibly unwise-indulging his bloodlust. Not by preying on either of the musicians, but by allowing himself to stay longer just to enjoy the combination of a very pleasant emotional climate with this new sweet scent added to the mix. Sort of like he had with Vladimir and Skwisgaar before, but, to be fair, he'd also honestly been concerned about their safety. And maybe he was curious about merman sex. Especially merman Skwisgaar with Toki sex. Just a wee tiny bit.

Apparently Hogwarts had turned him into a pervert.

The distraction offered by Skwisgaar's mysteriously transforming guitar was a welcome one, and Jasper watched the process, captivated. Clearly there was some kind of underlying enchantment to Skwisgaar's new form, if just being held by him in the water was enough to change something. That thought had Jasper giving Toki a curious look a moment later, before Skwisgaar's question pulled his attention back to the Swede.

"It should be able to work just fine in the water now, yes," he answered, relieved that his voice sounded normal, even while the rest of him felt anything but. "And you're of course welcome," he said to Toki, stopping himself before he could apologise for earlier yet again. Probably best not to bring it up. He could sense Toki's impatience (among other things), and despite Skwisgaar seeming far more mellowed out now, Jasper didn't want to overstay his welcome. He leant down to pet the... maybe it wasn't the head, but topmost part, anyway, of the nearest Shoggy. "Well, thank you for letting me come see your aquarium," he said, grinning a little as he glanced at Skwisgaar and Toki. "I think I'll let you guys have some privacy now."

((Unless anyone actually does want Jasper to film anything, haha. :p))

[isnotabumblebee]

"We wants to play in the aquariums afters the ball pit, Master Skwisgaar-Dad!" Shoggy 10 threw in. The idea of the aquarium remaining as a pool for the Shoggies had set off an immediate "sooo cool!" from all of them, including the visiting Shoggy 21.5. "And cans we have a few of the caviar shark babies too? That sounds sooo 'yum yum'," added in Shoggy 3, who seemed to think this a perfectly viable possibility, and had no qualms about cannibalizing its impossible siblings since they sounded delicious. The Shoggies still weren't very clear on the reproductive methods of humans, and the eventual 'sex ed' talk which would need to be inflicted upon the Shoggies due to 'good parenting' was liable to lead to results both hilarious, and potentially horrifying.

Toki also supposed that some sort of unholy Sharkgaar spawn might be a viable possibility, since they were at Hogwarts. It wouldn't have been any odder than Skwisgaar having been randomly turned into a 'mermaids guy', which was already biologically insane. It was also incredibly sexy, and so the idea of one of them getting knocked up with fish babies didn't manage to diminish his erection. And as it was probably Skwisgaar who'd end up shitting caviar shark babies, since he was one with fish-parts, and he didn't seem to mind much, Toki figured it wasn't worth worrying about. After all, if it happened, it appeared that a family cannibal feast would be in order, which would be pretty brutal.

"Wow-wee!" Toki exclaimed as he witnessed the transformation of Skwisgaar's guitar. "I want my guitars to do that," he added, actually a little bit jealous of Skwisgaar's awesome transforming guitar, and aquaticness in general. "I needs to figure out how to breathe inside the water, there's gots to be some magic fors it. Maybes you know one?" The latter question was directed as Jasper, whom he grinned at hopefully. He hadn't noticed Jasper's increasing interest in either of them. If he had, he'd likely have misinterpreted it as the most literal sort of vampiric bloodlust, and, and since this was a brutal thing, may well have encouraged it, although on house-elves and not them. After all, they'd have had a camera to film it with, and a cannibal vampire ravaging a house-elf would have made for pretty great footage to use in a video.

Since Skwisgaar was so not-concerned about Jasper's presence, and was already entirely naked, Toki supposed that he might as well start preparing to join him in the aquarium- Skwisgaar's beckoning look was all too clear, and, he didn't want to disappoint. So, he began wriggling out of his shirt, tossing it aside before sitting down on the bed to work on unlacing his boots. "You cans visits whenever," Toki told Jasper as he announced his intent to leave- Toki still wasn't feeling any real inclination to kick him out- he liked the vampire, and, was feeling quite grateful and positively-inclined at the moment. He was feeling impatient to get to some quality time with Skwisgaar, however, and, he wasn't very sure he could feel confident about getting it on with an audience. "You's pretty cool to pal arounds with, and thanks you for helping with Skwisgaar ands the camera." Shoggy 4.6 leaned into Jasper like an inside-out cat as he petted it, and added it own, "Yeah, you's sooo cool to pal arounds with!" Shoggy 18 added in, "Ands don't worry, Shoggy will comes home when we're done," referring to Shoggy 21.5, who was now oozing into the ball pit along with Shoggy 10. "I will be home when we are done!" it confirmed, before disappearing amongst the balls with Shoggy 10, the other Shoggies noticing and beginning to follow.

((Toki's not really making any move to kick Jasper out, if he did want to linger to 'help with their camera'.))

[j_whitlock]

((Haha it's fine, he's way too polite to stay unless explicitly asked to, so he'll get out of their hair now. Jumping posting order with Skwis-mun's okay, it probably works better this way.))

Jasper stood and stepped closer to where Toki was perched on the bed, pausing a moment to think of a suitable spell for breathing underwater. He was polite (and wise) enough to avert his eyes when it became obvious Toki was going to undress completely, since he didn't want Skwisgaar lunging for him again.

"This should last for a few hours," he explained as he drew his wand again and pointed it at Toki; he figured a few hours gave them enough time to do whatever they were going to do and possibly even sleep together, in the literal sense of the word. "You'll have some warning before it wears off, like a pressure on your chest. That'll mean you're not getting enough oxygen, and should get out of the water." He said the spell the precise effects of which Toki's mun can choose since Jasper's is lazy and doesn't think the Bubble-Head Charm would suit loudly and clearly enough for Toki and Skwisgaar to hear, in case either of them wanted to attempt it again themselves, then slipped his wand back away. "And I'd really like to hang out again sometime," he added with a smile, glancing at Skwisgaar and hoping he was okay with Toki speaking for both of them. "See you guys."

He would have liked to stay longer, but had noticed that even the Shoggies were going to do their own thing in the ball pit, and that would give Skwisgaar and Toki the privacy they obviously wanted. He didn't want to ruin the mood or make a pest of himself, so he showed himself out. His real parting gift was in the form of influencing the musicians' moods, subtly enhancing what they were already feeling, which Jasper could maintain from quite a distance away.

[best_guitarist]

"Yous goofballs can plays in de aquariums later," Skwisgaar told the Shoggies, not minding the thought of sharing it with them, though he didn't want to at that exact moment. He and Toki had things to see to first, which would hopefully take the rest of the -- morning, he realised, with a glance toward a window. Well, it certainly wouldn't be the first or the last time they went to bed after the sun was already up. It came with the territory of being spoilt rock stars. He laughed when one of the Shoggies went on to request some of the caviar shark babies too, and told it, "Yous can eats your brothers and sisters if they's accidentally born. We don'ts need no more kids anyway. Mights as well use them to feeds de ones we already got." Which was just sensible parenting.

They particularly didn't need any (more) kids of the human or freakish human-hybrid persuasions. It reminded him of the paternity lawsuits hassle that had gone down prior to his trip to Sweden, and not for the first time he wondered how Toki even felt about it all. It was incredibly strange that birth control and attempted abortions could have such a high failure rate among the groupies he'd slept with, but he rarely forgot condoms when screwing people who weren't Toki, so it really wasn't his fault all those women got stuck with ugly blond kids, as far as he was concerned. (How could any biological spawn of his be so damn ugly, anyway?) Clearly the only feasible answer was that his guitar god divinity deal was to blame, but he wasn't sure Toki would see it that way. But then, he wouldn't give a shit if Toki were the one with hundreds of illegitimate offspring, as long as Toki didn't plan to marry any of the slutty groupie mothers and play daddy to the kids... so maybe Toki didn't care about his, either. Toki's death curse would probably kill all the groupies during child birth anyway, the lucky bastard.

He was about to offer to hold Toki's guitar and see if it transformed too, when he noticed Jasper approaching Toki and brandishing his wand. Despite Jasper's help being asked for, the sight still unsettled Skwisgaar. He unconsciously began swimming back and forth in the aquarium like an agitated zoo animal, watching Jasper intently the entire time, then relaxed somewhat when the spell turned out to be harmless, and even added, "Ja, thanks for makings de cameras not breaks in de water and de water breathsing magic and alls dat stuff." Meaning he appreciated Jasper helping him, too, despite the gill ripping. He wasn't opposed to hanging out with the vampire some other time, so was happy to just let Toki speak for the both of them there.

With the Shoggies all becoming interested in their mysteriously bottomless ball pit and Jasper leaving, Skwisgaar's attention returned to Toki on the bed. Swimming closer to the glass, he propped his guitar against it and watched with fixed interest as Toki undressed, half tempted to tell him to make it a striptease. But, he was simply too impatient to wait that long, so Toki was saved from having to play at being a stripper again. Jasper's lingering empathic influence was of course a contributing factor.

"Gets that one bottles of lube with de pictures of water on it," he said, which was the one they'd been using for bath and shower sex. "And maybe we turns on de cameras now, eh?" he suggested with a playful leer. If he was going to attempt to fuck Toki fully underwater, better to be safe and over-prepared than not. He knew he couldn't use the entire length of his cock, since there was no way it'd fit without potentially doing damage to one or both of them, so he intended to try while only part of it was exposed. It seemed like a good plan. While he waited for Toki to join him he went after a few more fish to eat, easily catching them.

[isnotabumblebee]

The Shoggies were delighted to be told that they could eat their unlikely future siblings, and began wondering what caviar shark babies would taste like as they all piled into the ball pit. "Likes the eyesballs sandwiches withouts the sandwich ons the outside maybe, buts less chewy and withs extra flavours" appeared to be the likely consensus. As for Toki's thoughts on the insane amount of illegitimate Skwisgaar-offspring in the world, it was something he tried not to think about. A part of Toki did think that it was kind of dickish to have kids and then not act like a dad, but, his own experience with his dad had taught him that having a dad sucked. And so, on the whole, he didn't much care about Skwisgaar's offspring, since so far, none had shown up and demanded money or actual parenting. Toki didn't much want another kid of the human persuasion either, since the parenting of dragons and eldritch monstrosities was far more entertaining.

Toki attempted to thank Jasper for the bit of magic, but as a searing sensation flashed over his lungs he found that it was suddenly hard to talk. He looked down, and realized that he now had gills arranged along the sides of his ribcage, over his lungs because the mun's weird and likes to put mer-gills there, and that it was probably time to get into the water quickly. He managed to gulp some air, and could empathize with Skwisgaar's new breathing issues on land. When he finally managed it, his 'thanks' was a raspy one, and so he just waved in lieu of a farewell- the Shoggies' combined 'sees you soon!' would have drowned him out anyway. Other than the gills, the magic hadn't aquatically mutated Toki, and it didn't take him long to toss off the rest of his clothes as Jasper departed. He wasn't in the mood for stripteasing either, since water sounded really good about then.

Before getting into the aquarium, he gathered up the requested lube, as well as his own guitar, and pressed the button which he was pretty sure would start the camera. He tossed into the aquarium before getting into the aquarium- nothing dramatic happened at all, and the guitar predictably sank to the bottom of the aquarium, and continued to be uninteresting. Toki was a bit disappointed, but just shrugged and then pulled himself into the aquarium. The cool water moving over his new temporary gills soothed them immediately, and he found that he could breathe the water just fine. "Wow-wee! It worked, I can breathes the water now. I gots to learn how to do that." Which he would go figure out, although 'figuring it out' would involve just asking Jasper to tell him exactly what to do, rather than a trip to the library and actual research.

Toki was pleased that the magic appeared to hold up as he swam over to Skwisgaar, kissing him as he pressed the bottle of lube into his hand. He'd actually picked up the right bottle, with the pictures of water on it. "I thinks I got the camera going, so's we can makes our documentary. I guess it's going to be a documentary about gettings fucked bys a shark," he grinned, quite looking forward to finding out what getting fucked by Skwisgaar's new cock would feel like. The Shoggies had all vanished somewhere in their bottomless ball pit, and so it appeared they could look forward to a few uninterrupted hours before the magic wore off or their 'children' resurfaced.

[best_guitarist]

((Whoops, typo fix. Because Skwisgaar is not a swan.))

Even though Skwisgaar had been sporting a pair of gills himself for the last few hours, he didn't quite understand what Jasper's magic had done to Toki until he was able to see the results up close. As Toki kissed him and passed the bottle, he lightly ran his other hand up one side of Toki's ribcage, curious about his new gills and whether they were as sensitive as his own. He paused before he could become too preoccupied, however, and instead swam to pick up Toki's guitar, which immediately underwent the same aquatic changes that his Explorer had just because his mun feels like it. He propped the two guitars next to each other.

"Wonder why yous don't turns into de fish too when I touch you," he said to Toki, swimming back over. "Woulds be brutals to sees you as a sharks guy too, and then yous could shits de caviar shark babies." It would be cool and convenient, since their genitals might be a better fit then. Or, knowing the way Hogwarts' hexes usually operated, would then be entirely incompatible and lead to frustration -- so he was happy with the way things presently were. As long as he wouldn't really be stuck as a merman for the rest of his life.

He let go of the bottle of lube and began to slowly circle Toki, letting their bodies brush against each other every so often, just enough contact to steer him closer to the side of the aquarium that the camera was outside of. Once there, the brushes became more deliberate and drawn out, as though Skwisgaar were attempting to entwine their bodies -- another of those strange new instincts that he wasn't even aware of until he was doing it. Now that he finally had Toki all to himself underwater, the need to fuck him was a little less pressing. He took his time exploring Toki's body with his lips and hands, paying special attention to the delicate looking gills lining his ribs as he worked his way down. Moving behind Toki and gripping his hips, Skwisgaar nuzzled the small of his back, then slid his hands lower to grope his ass. His clawed fingers weren't ideal for what he wanted to do next, so, bowing his head and spreading Toki's ass, he used his mouth instead, swiping the flat of his tongue over Toki's asshole and attempting to put his tongue stud to good use. Rimming underwater was an interesting experience, one which was luckily no more awkward than it was out of the water while breathing air -- a few seconds of experimentation was all Skwisgaar required to figure out the best method while still being able to breathe, and then he was doubling his efforts. Using the tip of his tongue, he continued tracing along the tight ring of muscle, simply teasing Toki for a few moments before firmly pressing his tongue inside.

The sensation of his engorged cock sliding out of his cloaca reminded him of the other parts of Toki's anatomy that he'd been neglecting, and he reached around and carefully took Toki's cock in hand, angling his fingers so his claws wouldn't be ripping into Toki's skin. His cock was a good thickness for Skwisgaar to maintain a pleasurably tight grip and stroke it without his claws posing any real danger, and as he did so he continued to work Toki's ass with his tongue. Wispy drops of blood appeared in the water whenever Skwisgaar's teeth inadvertently nicked his tongue, but he took more care to ensure Toki's flesh remained unscathed.

Shark Rimming. Good song title.

[isnotabumblebee]

Toki gave a squeaky little sound of pleasured surprise as Skwisgaar's hand passed over his gills, which were indeed quite sensitive. Part of the magic seemed to allowing him to adapt to them easily, and so their use was as instinctual as breathing. He also found that the magic seemed to have affected his eyes once underwater- keeping them open was perfectly comfortable, as if a transparent lid had closed in place beneath his usual ones. The magic had not given him any special locomotive abilities, however, and his playful attempt to dart after Skwisgaar as he swam over to his guitar was a clumsy human one.

He watched in awe as his guitar transformed beneath Skwisgaar's touch, and grinned happily at the pair of propped guitars sitting there. "Ours guitars is rights fors each other too," Toki said. "And maybe its just a power when you touch guitars? We could tries it on some other guitars? I wonder if it only works on guitars, or ifs you could touch a piano and makes it a brutal underwaters-piano?" Toki hoped his voice was carrying alright for Skwisgaar underwater- he was a little disappointed that the transforming magic didn't work on him like it did his guitar, but the notion of shitting the caviar shark babies did assuage most of this. "It would be funs to have the tail and be able to swims good, but it's good hows it is too." Perhaps he couldn't swim around as good as Skwisgaar, but he wasn't going to drown, and he wasn't wanting to swim anyway.

Toki wasn't sure why it was that Skwisgaar had begun circling him, but the occasionally brushes of Skwisgaar's body against his felt extremely nice, especially against his new gills. Skwisgaar's circling was also very pretty, and he found himself entranced with the sinuous grace of his aquatic shape. He let Skwisgaar steer him toward the camera, which had almost escaped his mind. The thought of it didn't linger long, not with the attentions of Skwisgaar's lips and hands. He squirmed with delight at the feel of Skwisgaar's lips against his gills, arching back into the touch.

As Skwisgaar nuzzled against the small of his back, Toki gave a loud whimper of anticipation- he wasn't entirely sure what Skwisgaar was planning next, but, he was sure that he was going to enjoy it. His whimper at Skwisgaar's tongue was even louder, especially when he felt the cool metal of the tongue stud. Toki dug his toes into the white gravel at the bottom of the aquarium, and his hands sought the wall for some stability, which was proven useful when Skwisgaar's tongue pressed into him, eliciting a prolonged, shivering gasp from Toki. When Skwisgaar's hand wrapped about his cock, he tensed with delight, feet digging deeper into the loose stones lining the floor. Toki wasn't all concerned about the proximity of Skwisgaar's claws and teeth to important anatomical components- he trusted Skwisgaar, and, was sure that he'd use care. "Feels real goods, Skwisgaar, keeps doings that for a while. . ." he murmured, thinking that the aquarium was definitely proving well worth the effort. The lake had been fun, the privacy of their own comfortably cool aquarium was a far better way to enjoy themselves.