Donna Noble, Dr Who ((application, rp))
Ok, this was just weird, even for her. Of all the bizzare places they could have landed, the Doctor landed them smack in the middle of a castle. Figures. His aim was always off when he piloted the TARDIS. It might travel through time and space, but precision was not it's strongest suit.
“I thought you said we were.. hey. Where are you?” Donna Noble turned around, startled to see she was alone and talking to a stone wall.
“Oh perfect,” she muttered, throwing her hands in the air. “Oi! Where’d you get off to, Spaceman?”
The sound of a quill scritching on parchment got her attention and Donna wandered closer.
State your name.
“Who’s asking?” she shot back. The quill continued to hover before tapping the paper again. “Oh fine. Donna Noble.”
- What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
“Cheese? What does cheese have to do with..?” She looked around again, still expecting the Doctor to come racing around a corner, all goofy smiles and excitement. “There’s this wonderful purple stuff from a planet called Midnight. I forget what it was called, but it’s just smashing.”
- Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
“Here now, I don’t kill people. But that dinosaur is bloody creepy.”
- What time is it where you are?
She consulted her watch before shaking her head. “I dunno. You spend enough time traveling with the Doctor you tend to lose track. Forward in time, backward in time, it all gets a bit fuzzy.”
- If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
“Oi! I’m not sexually harassing anyone! You find out your husband to be wants to turn you over to a crew of nasty looking aliens.. it puts you off the whole dating game for awhile. Serves him right what he got,” she muttered.
- If you are pushing to be in:
- Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
“The Left Turn,” she answered after a thoughtful moment.
- Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
“What is it with you? First sexual harassment, now this? I don’t know.. he should marry whoever he wants and the other one should drown their sorrows in a few pints. Or ice cream.”
- Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
“I’m not a temp anymore, see? So hire someone to help with the paperwork. Or just throw it in the shredder, most of the time no one looks at it anyway.”
- Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
“Christ, have you been talking to my mum? I am not useless. I’ve traveled with the Doctor, I’ve helped him. We’ve saved worlds, people and seen and done some fantastically brilliant things. I am certainly not useless,” she snapped.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
"A bribe?" she said indignantly. "So first you kidnap me and now you're asking for things? The nerve.."
She checked her pockets. "Let's see, I've got my cell, about twenty pounds, some pretty stones that I bought at the Midnight gift shop, and I could probably convince the Doctor to take you on a trip.. if I ever find the skinny thing again."
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