Yule gifts from Lezard to his ... friends?
To Amaranth, Steff, and Mio, he sends gold heart anklets with a small card to wish them a happy holiday, signed simply with his name. Needless to say, nowhere does he indicate that he's given other people the exact same gift.
To Cathy Dollanganger Marquet Sheffield, he sends a small crystal box which proves to contain a few ounces of candied rose petals. Never mind that the only use for candied rose petals (that he can think of) would be for decorating a cake.
To Oly Binewski, he sends a labeled packet of mineral supplements for her pet eyeball.
To Snape and to Igor, he sends bottles of absinthe.
To Turlough and Primavera, he sends bags of coal.
To Yukimura he sends a bottle of sake, which he very much hopes will not be construed as an invitation.
To Michael Scott he sends a large fruit basket as well as a jar of Boudreax's Butt Paste and a special cushion. These gifts are meant kindly.
To Hagrid, he sends a book called Getting to Know Your Chinchilla.
To the Shoggies, he sends a 12-bird roast.
And to Mystina, he sends a roomful of poinsettias, white and red. Under all the poinsettias is another present: The Elements of Scoring. That's right.
To Cathy Dollanganger Marquet Sheffield, he sends a small crystal box which proves to contain a few ounces of candied rose petals. Never mind that the only use for candied rose petals (that he can think of) would be for decorating a cake.
To Oly Binewski, he sends a labeled packet of mineral supplements for her pet eyeball.
To Snape and to Igor, he sends bottles of absinthe.
To Turlough and Primavera, he sends bags of coal.
To Yukimura he sends a bottle of sake, which he very much hopes will not be construed as an invitation.
To Michael Scott he sends a large fruit basket as well as a jar of Boudreax's Butt Paste and a special cushion. These gifts are meant kindly.
To Hagrid, he sends a book called Getting to Know Your Chinchilla.
To the Shoggies, he sends a 12-bird roast.
And to Mystina, he sends a roomful of poinsettias, white and red. Under all the poinsettias is another present: The Elements of Scoring. That's right.