The Mighty Blue Avenger! ((application, open rp))
“SPOOON!”
The cry was followed by a deafening crash as a gigantic man in blue plowed headfirst into the solid flagstones of the Sorting Room, hard enough to leave sizeable cracks.
Yes, the Tick, Guardian of The City, the Mighty Blue Avenger, has come to Hogwarts. And landed on his head.
Woozily he sat up, clapping a hand to his forehead. “Ugh, gravity is a harsh mistress.”
He looked up, hearing a weird scratchy sound. The Tick stood and walked over to the podium that held the application as well as the impatiently hovering dictaquill.
“A test, eh?” he muttered. He started when the dictaquill wrote his answer. “Oh keen!”
State your name.
He puffed out his already massive chest, “I am The Tick! Guardian of the City and defender of Justice!”
- What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
“Swiss! All those neat little holes.. it’s cool!”
- Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Tick straightened, “Kill? That’s evil, buster! And evil is just plain wrong!”
- What time is it where you are?
“It’s time for Justice, friend!” Yep, a one track mind over here.
- If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
“Um.. maybe you should ask Die Fledermaus. Or Arthur! Yes, my panicky chum would know about that.” The Tick and relationships? Scary thought.
- If you are pushing to be in:
- Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
“Egads man! I can’t bartend! There’s a city to defend against evil!”
- Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
He shrugged his massive shoulders, “I dunno.”
- Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
“It sounds like an evil plot to overthrow your desk! Perhaps a supervillain with an insidious plot to take over all the world’s desks with clutter! Well no need to fear, Citizen! I will dispatch this evil villian of deskbound paper!”
- Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
“I am the Tick! I am Justice!”
Enough said.
I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG.hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. tick_justice
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. tick_justice
One day, marmalade will rule the world. tick_justice