[Closed RP: Skwisgaar, Toki, probably Shoggies later on -- and Nathan, too!]

[best_guitarist]

((Directly follows the Potions class. Expect some NSFW content throughout and the general strangeness of two high Scandinavians.))Skwisgaar led Toki back to their room with only a few incidents involving bumping into walls and nearly knocking disgruntled paintings off of them and several close calls with suits of armour -- all of which Skwisgaar

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[isnotabumblebee]

Although he was stumbling and a bit jumpy, Toki was in a much better state of mind as Skwisgaar lead him back to their room. He was even able to laugh at a few of their clumsy collisions with paintings and suits of armor. It was a good thing that they didn't have to try any of the moving staircases, as stairs would have proved a bit more challenging than the relatively easy route they took

[best_guitarist]

Skwisgaar stumbled a bit with the push, lost his balance, and simply fell backwards onto the bed when the backs of his knees hit it, laughing the entire time. He pulled his legs up onto the bed and tugged Toki down with him, shifting so that they were lying facing each other, and picked up where he'd left off, stroking over the skin he could reach underneath Toki's shirt

[isnotabumblebee]

Toki laughed as he tumbled onto the bed with Skwisgaar, actually smiling for the first time in hours. It was hard to feel miserable now, in the security of the bedroom, especially with Skwisgaar's hands under his shirt. They always felt good, but there was an extra dimension to the sensation enhanced by the drugs that made it that much more pleasurable. He reached over to put down his deddy bear, leaning it up against the pillow behind him. Facing away from him and Skwisgaar, of course.

"Probablies the hugest pervert I've seens! But, I thinks this schools mostly full of the perverts. Cannibal vampires sounds pretty brutal, does that mean vampires that eats the other vampires? You and Nathans should write the song about that. Vampires that eats other vampires is metal." He was a bit confused as to why Skwisgaar would warn him to stay away from a pervert- it wasn't like he was the sort to go seeking them out strikeunless they were Skwisgaar himself. Or clowns.. The kinkier groupies just freaked him out most of the time, considering

[best_guitarist]

"Ja, he probablies does eats other vampires." He actually had no idea, but Jasper was just so weird that Skwisgaar wouldn't put it past him. "He was droolings blood when I's first mets him. Kinds of looks like de albums arts, too. Likes de angel things in cemeteries dats are all creepy." In the showers Jasper had also reminded him of Toki, he remembered, and wondered just how gay it was that he'd been checking out a cannibal vampire and thinking about Toki's naked body even then. Somehow, that felt way more gay than the gay sex that had followed. He briefly entertained thoughts of telling Toki about that, too, but decided against it, knowing it'd likely just disgust him since he and the rest of Dethklok failed to appreciate sexy old fatties the way Skwisgaar did

[needsanewliver]

((Continues from here))

"I haven't tried ordering any pizza here yet. It's probably shitty, but even a shitty pizza is still pretty good." Remembering who it was he was talking to, he clarified, "Not... literally a shitty pizza. You know. You shouldn't eat literal shit, it's bad for you." Knowing the Shoggies, they'd probably sadly enjoy it.

His room wasn't far. He held the door for the Shoggies again, then set Shoggy 4.6 on his bed and summoned a house-elf to get a few dozen pizzas and his usual order of 100 beers.

His room was less spartan than Skwisgaar's and Toki's-there was a bed, a cluttered desk, a few chairs, dresser, and quite a few empty bottles covering every surface but the bed. Parchment was also scattered here and there, and a few pieces had been pinned to the walls. Some Krank amplifiers were stacked in a corner, per Skwisgaar's request, for when he and Nathan worked on songs together.

"Your dad said something about acid drool? That's brutal. But, uh, try not to ruin my stuff, okay guys?"

[shoggies]

"We wills remembers nots to eat anythings that's shit then, Master Nathan!" Shoggy 10 exclaimed, as if it was an incredibly important revelation. "You know sooo much about stuffs

[needsanewliver]

Nathan couldn't help but laugh at Shoggy 10's earnest reaction to being told not to eat shit. It was kind of like a slightly more 'special' Toki in eyeball-throwup form. He joined Shoggy 4.6 on the bed, keeping an eye on the others as they checked out his room.

"So you guys have your own room? Or, uh, drawer rooms or something?" he asked, mainly because the way the Shoggy had worded it struck him as a bit odd-as though Toki and Skwisgaar might share a room with them. We can thank the wit sharpening potion for his newfound perceptiveness.

"Yeah, acid ruins stuff. You probably burned your mom pretty bad. That's brutal." Naturally. "But, uh... I mean, that's not a good thing. Try not to ruin his hands at least, he kinda needs those to play guitar, no matter what your dad might say about it."

[shoggies]

To Shoggies, nearly everything was edible unless told otherwise, so, not eating shit was pretty good advice. Although, if they did, they'd probably be fine. It was questionable if anything at all existed that would cause a Shoggy indigestion