Keenan Caine, the MANLIEST signature character from the tabletop RPG Bliss Stage, has arrived!
A gangly teenage boy in a button-down white shirt and big baggy slacks ambled into the Hogwarts sorting room, idly turning the pages of a manga, with far too much pink and blushing on the cover.
"Epic trap, that," he said with a grin before closing the... work, slipping it into his backpack, getting a pen and filling out the application form.
State your full name.
Keenan Caine, Pilot, ANIMa Unit 02, SIR!
What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
Wait, you actually have cheese here? Sweet! I've been living off of what I could scrounge from the wreckage of a 7-11. Year old SPAM is not fun.
...If I had to choose a favorite, though, Gorgonzola. Because you've got have guts to eat something that smells like that, and it actually tastes kinda awesome.
Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Carrottop. Sara Smith digs Barney, and I don't want to ruin my chances with her. And, come on, she looks like this!
Can you blame a guy?
What time is it where you are?
Right now? September 9th, 6:27, 2016.
If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
Old or new Order? Because Luna's totally got it going on, man.
Meh. If it's the old order, McGonnagal, because if she still has that sillouhete at, what, 60, she must have been freaking hot. And she's got guts. I like a girl with guts.
If you are pushing to be in Gryffindor: Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
OT3, man. Why should he have to choose? If Krishna could get it on with 100 milk-maids at once, I'm sure The Boy Who Lived could handle Gred and Forge with some creative applications of Splinching. And Loki managed to get pregnant. With a HORSE. You guys can do this sort of stuff with your hocus-pocus and mumbojumbo, I'm sure. Even the horse thing if you had enough polyjuice (Also, off topic but catgirl Hermione = Rowr.)
Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe.
Gentlemen. I bring you - PORN! Specifically, all the pictures of Anna Lin, Laura Porter, and Anna Lin WITH Laura Porter that they didn't find in my room and rip into tiny tiny pieces, then burn!
For the ladies, I have some epic pictures of Josh. While drunk. And naked. (If you're here, Mr. Preston, let that teach you a lesson: No one in the Resistance can drink as much as I can.)
I have read the [info]hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. K.C.
I have read the [info]hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. K.C.
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. K.C.
One day, marmalade will rule the world. ... K.C.
(OOC: Is that better?)
"Epic trap, that," he said with a grin before closing the... work, slipping it into his backpack, getting a pen and filling out the application form.
State your full name.
Keenan Caine, Pilot, ANIMa Unit 02, SIR!
What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
Wait, you actually have cheese here? Sweet! I've been living off of what I could scrounge from the wreckage of a 7-11. Year old SPAM is not fun.
...If I had to choose a favorite, though, Gorgonzola. Because you've got have guts to eat something that smells like that, and it actually tastes kinda awesome.
Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Carrottop. Sara Smith digs Barney, and I don't want to ruin my chances with her. And, come on, she looks like this!
Can you blame a guy?
What time is it where you are?
Right now? September 9th, 6:27, 2016.
If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
Old or new Order? Because Luna's totally got it going on, man.
Meh. If it's the old order, McGonnagal, because if she still has that sillouhete at, what, 60, she must have been freaking hot. And she's got guts. I like a girl with guts.
If you are pushing to be in Gryffindor: Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
OT3, man. Why should he have to choose? If Krishna could get it on with 100 milk-maids at once, I'm sure The Boy Who Lived could handle Gred and Forge with some creative applications of Splinching. And Loki managed to get pregnant. With a HORSE. You guys can do this sort of stuff with your hocus-pocus and mumbojumbo, I'm sure. Even the horse thing if you had enough polyjuice (Also, off topic but catgirl Hermione = Rowr.)
Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe.
Gentlemen. I bring you - PORN! Specifically, all the pictures of Anna Lin, Laura Porter, and Anna Lin WITH Laura Porter that they didn't find in my room and rip into tiny tiny pieces, then burn!
For the ladies, I have some epic pictures of Josh. While drunk. And naked. (If you're here, Mr. Preston, let that teach you a lesson: No one in the Resistance can drink as much as I can.)
I have read the [info]hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. K.C.
I have read the [info]hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. K.C.
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. K.C.
One day, marmalade will rule the world. ... K.C.
(OOC: Is that better?)