Application: Mercutio (Romeo and Juliet)
((You want classic characters, you got it. Also, I'm aware that the pic is of a modern version of the guy.))
Mercutio sort of spaced out in the sorting room, admiring everything.
"Such gleeful creations; such would be touched by the very hand of God himself, were this not but a mortal design!" ...Right. The man picked up one of the application forms, and again got transfixed--the dictaquill had written out his words, complete with fancy script. "Impossible! Inconceivable? This marvelous creation..." Scribe scribe. "copies me as if but a child, eager to imitate its father in all regards."
Then he actually looked at the app.
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
"Ah, but the finest cheeses are born of France's womb...I suppose the answer is the sauce upon tortellini. I simply can not get enough of it."
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
"I am unfamiliar with them. As such, if I were forced, he who wrongs me first shall recieve the satisfying end of my blade, a meal of steel."
3. What time is it where you are?
"Does this inquisitive paper surely expect a mere man to guess the time, without aid of neither clock nor sun?" Nice job dodging the question, sir.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
"I am shocked, shocked that at the very implications of these horrid sentences!" Mercutio flailed wildly, shouting nonsense for a moment before abruptly calming down. "Sirius Black, I suppose."
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
Wit was Meructio's specialty. With a laugh, he came up with a name right away. "Blackberries. I shall serve wine, to match the latter portion of the name and deliver a smile to those who are not yet red-faced with drink."
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
"Sirius Black, I suppose."
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
"Sirius Black, I suppose." Was he taking this seriously? At all? "Inform him to reverse your unfortunate inundation." Nah.
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
"My blade and wit, good sir. What more could any man desire, outside of fortune?"
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
"Sirius Black, i suppose." Wait, what?
I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. __ME__
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. __RC__
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. __UT__
One day, marmalade will rule the world. __IO__
Mercutio sort of spaced out in the sorting room, admiring everything.
"Such gleeful creations; such would be touched by the very hand of God himself, were this not but a mortal design!" ...Right. The man picked up one of the application forms, and again got transfixed--the dictaquill had written out his words, complete with fancy script. "Impossible! Inconceivable? This marvelous creation..." Scribe scribe. "copies me as if but a child, eager to imitate its father in all regards."
Then he actually looked at the app.
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
"Ah, but the finest cheeses are born of France's womb...I suppose the answer is the sauce upon tortellini. I simply can not get enough of it."
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
"I am unfamiliar with them. As such, if I were forced, he who wrongs me first shall recieve the satisfying end of my blade, a meal of steel."
3. What time is it where you are?
"Does this inquisitive paper surely expect a mere man to guess the time, without aid of neither clock nor sun?" Nice job dodging the question, sir.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
"I am shocked, shocked that at the very implications of these horrid sentences!" Mercutio flailed wildly, shouting nonsense for a moment before abruptly calming down. "Sirius Black, I suppose."
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
Wit was Meructio's specialty. With a laugh, he came up with a name right away. "Blackberries. I shall serve wine, to match the latter portion of the name and deliver a smile to those who are not yet red-faced with drink."
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
"Sirius Black, I suppose."
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
"Sirius Black, I suppose." Was he taking this seriously? At all? "Inform him to reverse your unfortunate inundation." Nah.
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
"My blade and wit, good sir. What more could any man desire, outside of fortune?"
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
"Sirius Black, i suppose." Wait, what?
I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. __ME__
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. __RC__
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. __UT__
One day, marmalade will rule the world. __IO__