Application for Feliciano Vargas/N. Italy (Axis Powers Hetalia)
Feciano Vargas, or Italy as he usually went by walked into the Sorting Room with confusion. One minute he was at Germany's house, the next he was...here. Well, whatever 'here' was.
"Germany? Japan?" he called out, scared. This place was strange to him, his friends weren't here and he wanted some pasta.
The newcomer wore a blue military uniform with a black shirt and blue tie. His baggy blue pants were tucked into his black boots. He ran his hand through his auburn hair as he scanned the room nervously with his brown eyes. He spotted a desk with a pile of papers on it and walked over to it.
He picked up one of the applications and started answering the questions.
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
"Mozzarella cheese. Because it is Italian, and I am Italy. Although, technically it comes from Southern Italy, my brother. So I'd have to say any cheese made in Italy." Italy paused for a bit.
"Especially the cheese made in the North and can be served with pasta or pizza." He added hastily.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
"I wouldn't kill any of them. Why would you want me to kill them anyway? Couldn't you try and be friends with them? Or give them some pasta?"
3. What time is it where you are?
"It's nearly 6 pm."
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
Italy was flabbergasted at the question "I-I-I-uhhh..." he looked around frantically "Germany?" he called out "Ohh...Germany would help me out with this..."
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
"Ehhh? Bartend? Umm...I don't know...ummm....I'm not sure. I mean bartending in the dark, wouldn't you spill drinks everywhere and wouldn't people bump into each other? It sounds kind of dangerous...I think I'd ratherr stay here...where it is light..."
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
"He should be with whoever he wants to be with." Italy said simply.
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
Italy was flustered. Paperwork? They wanted me to do some paperwork! What paperwork? This paperwork? He looked at the applications on the desk "Ahhh! I'm so sorry! I got distracted. I just got here! I'll get it done immediately!"
He started to put the applications into neat piles, but only ended up spilling most of them onto the floor, making a bigger mess than there was before.
"Oh no! I'm so sorry, I'll clean it up when I'm finished with this."
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
"U-u-u-useless?! Umm...I...er...I can make really delicious pasta! I can also make pizza, but I'm not so good at it. At least I'm better at cooking than England is, England's stuff tastes terrible..." Italy started to ramble on about the other countries and their cooking.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
"Ohh...I don't have anything at the moment. But I can cook delecious pasta, and I could probably get you some wine from Italy" Italy thought for a bit then remembered something "If you're patient I can make you something. I made one for Germany, but I don't think he really appreciated it. But if you want I could make you one. All I need is some white material and a stick."
Proud with his answers, Italy put his application on the desk. A few more blank applications fell off the desk and onto the floor. Italy picked them up off the floor and put them on the desk. Leaving the desk in a messier state than it was when he first saw it.
I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. __N_Italy__
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. __N_Italy__
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. __N_Italy__
One day, marmalade pasta MARMALADE will rule the world. __N_Italy__
"Germany? Japan?" he called out, scared. This place was strange to him, his friends weren't here and he wanted some pasta.
The newcomer wore a blue military uniform with a black shirt and blue tie. His baggy blue pants were tucked into his black boots. He ran his hand through his auburn hair as he scanned the room nervously with his brown eyes. He spotted a desk with a pile of papers on it and walked over to it.
He picked up one of the applications and started answering the questions.
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
"Mozzarella cheese. Because it is Italian, and I am Italy. Although, technically it comes from Southern Italy, my brother. So I'd have to say any cheese made in Italy." Italy paused for a bit.
"Especially the cheese made in the North and can be served with pasta or pizza." He added hastily.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
"I wouldn't kill any of them. Why would you want me to kill them anyway? Couldn't you try and be friends with them? Or give them some pasta?"
3. What time is it where you are?
"It's nearly 6 pm."
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
Italy was flabbergasted at the question "I-I-I-uhhh..." he looked around frantically "Germany?" he called out "Ohh...Germany would help me out with this..."
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
"Ehhh? Bartend? Umm...I don't know...ummm....I'm not sure. I mean bartending in the dark, wouldn't you spill drinks everywhere and wouldn't people bump into each other? It sounds kind of dangerous...I think I'd ratherr stay here...where it is light..."
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
"He should be with whoever he wants to be with." Italy said simply.
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
Italy was flustered. Paperwork? They wanted me to do some paperwork! What paperwork? This paperwork? He looked at the applications on the desk "Ahhh! I'm so sorry! I got distracted. I just got here! I'll get it done immediately!"
He started to put the applications into neat piles, but only ended up spilling most of them onto the floor, making a bigger mess than there was before.
"Oh no! I'm so sorry, I'll clean it up when I'm finished with this."
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
"U-u-u-useless?! Umm...I...er...I can make really delicious pasta! I can also make pizza, but I'm not so good at it. At least I'm better at cooking than England is, England's stuff tastes terrible..." Italy started to ramble on about the other countries and their cooking.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
"Ohh...I don't have anything at the moment. But I can cook delecious pasta, and I could probably get you some wine from Italy" Italy thought for a bit then remembered something "If you're patient I can make you something. I made one for Germany, but I don't think he really appreciated it. But if you want I could make you one. All I need is some white material and a stick."
Proud with his answers, Italy put his application on the desk. A few more blank applications fell off the desk and onto the floor. Italy picked them up off the floor and put them on the desk. Leaving the desk in a messier state than it was when he first saw it.
I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. __N_Italy__
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. __N_Italy__
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. __N_Italy__
One day, marmalade pasta MARMALADE will rule the world. __N_Italy__