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De-hiatusing post and open RP!

Aug 20, 2009 12:59

It may or may not have been coincidental, but at almost the exact same time, eight figures walked through the front door of Hogwarts and into the Entrance Hall. Well, seven walked. The eighth blibbled.

( The godfather, the reluctant hero, and the marshmallow )

sunflora, pippi longstocking, sirius black, rp, hermione granger, vislor turlough, miss swan, yoda, megan gwynn, michael scott, dwight schrute, strong sad, homsar, valentine wolfe, pam beesly, harry potter, fred weasley, vincent valentine

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Re: Every manager needs an assistant to the manager! office_michael August 30 2009, 03:42:01 UTC

"To the..." Michael started to assert, but cut himself off. As he would come to tell Yoda, the elimination of the "to the" meant the addition of extra responsibilities. As such, he replied, "Right. First order. Tubby Tustard for Guano after we get back to our room in Slytherin. And then a colonic. For Guano, that is." Michael's rectal area was firmly reserved for Tinky Winky.

"Second order. Advertising. We need to do something special, something important, to get people to buy parchment for us. I'm thinking..." He steepled his hands by his mouth and looked up in thought. "...DOUGHNUT SALE! Buy 10 pieces of parchment, get a free doughnut!" Which surely would go over well in a school that provided three full, sumptuous meals a day. "Or...no, wait, I GOT it! Toga party! Parchment toga party! Best way to ingratiate ourselves with the masses! They did it in Animal House!" Which was obviously the best sales model out there.

Michael clapped his hands loudly, clearly filled with glee at his new brainfart brainchild. "Get the party planning committee together stat and make it happen!" He pumped his fist and changed, "TOGA, TOGA! PARCHMENT, PARCHMENT! YEAAAAAAAH!"

Re: Every manager needs an assistant to the manager! beets_r_god August 30 2009, 16:46:49 UTC

Dwight did not want to get anywhere near Guano's rectal area. Ever. So he seized upon Michael's last proclamation. "I'm on it, Michael," he asserted boldly. "I'll owl the party-planning committee and we'll start getting ready for the toga and parchment sale party. What date are we looking at?"

Re: Every manager needs an assistant to the manager! office_michael September 2 2009, 00:49:20 UTC

"Hmmmmmm. We're in a magic school, so I will use Divination to pick the most auspicious date for toga-ing and parchment pushing." He extended his hands in front of him and wiggled his fingers, because that's clearly how magic, particularly Divination, was done. "Let's see... Okay, 'toga' begins with 't', so...Thursday! No, wait, that would interfere with Brokeback Thursdays, and those are sacred." He looked up in thought for several seconds too long before shouting out, "Monday! Because there's an 'm' in parchment!"

He pumped his fist several times in victory and added, "If I can be Divination Professor and Professor of Magical Comedy at the same time, I'm totally doing it." Never mind that the former position was taken and the latter didn't exist.

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