Midna (Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess) Application
(Context: Just after Midna and Link meet Rutela's Spirit in the Zora's Domain, before rescuing Lanayru of the Twilight Realm)
I small imp-like being around four-foot high somehow appeared here. It was female, and wore a strange object on her head like a helmet or a crown, with one part of it covering her left eye. The right eye was visible and had a red iris. She had red/orange hair tied back. She had a black and white body with green markings on her arms and legs. She looked around the room groggily
"Ugghh...how did I get here?" Midna asked herself, I remember meeting a Spirit, but after...I can't remember anything, and now I'm here. Wherever here is"
Her grogginess soon departed and she looked around the room, a mixture of confusion, amusement annoyance swept across her face.
Her attention was brought to a table in the room, with a pile of papers on it. She made her way to the table and hovered up to see if the papers had anything interesting on them.
"An application..." a slow smile crept upon her face, revealing two small, fang-like teeth
1. What is your favourite cheese? Why is it your favourite?
"Hmmm...I don't really like cheese. In fact, I've never had cheese before. I mean the stuff that the Twilight Realm tries to pass off isn't cheese" she noted with distats
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
"I wouldn't kill either of them, unless they tried to kill me first. I would probably just get them to help me find the last of the Fused Shadows before..." Midna's face darkened
3. What time is it where you are?
"It was nearly midnight, which reminds me of the Twilight Realm, a place where it is always dark"
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
"You humans are very strange, and kind of stupid. Assuming that they are human I wouldn't sexually harass anyone one of them, I am not human" she scowled at the question and moved on
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
"Cavern of Twilight. The realm where I came from is a dark place, and as the bar will be dark, it will remind of the Twilight Realm, my home"
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
"Hmmmm.......Maybe you should ask someone else about that, I may get someone to find the Fused Pieces but I won't get them to marry someone else" she muttered
"Stupid humans" she whispered in a nearly in-audible tone
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
"The paperwork's not MY problem. Go find someone else to do it for you." she replied with a huff. SHE was certainly not going to be doing work for someone else
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
"I can teleport you to different locations" she replied with a grin, which on her looked more like a smirk
"I can also do a wide variety of other things as well. I can create an energy field, grab something from outside a Twilight Realm and pull it into the Twilight Realm (although it is an ability most other creatures from the Twilight Realm can do), I can use my hair like a hand to grab enemies, break down my body into Twilight Particles. That way I can pass through things like the bars of a cell or a cage. I can create waves of energy and I can even make them strong enough to break metal. Not so useless now?" She asks with her usual smirk
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
"A bribe? Squib? I'm not a Squib, I'm... argh, never mind..."
She thought for a second
"Hang on, I'll see what I've got...oh I still have some of his stuff, I was taken here while the place was still under the effect of the Twilight Realm"
Midna pulled out:
A Sword
A Wooden Shield
A Metal Shield, with a strange design (Hylian) on it
A Boomerang with what looked like wings carved into it
A bottle of Wasp Larvae
A Slingshot and some pumpkin seeds to use as ammo
A Pair of metal boots
A Bow with a Quiver of Arrows
A Fishing Rod
What looked an owl mask
A bag of bombs
A Lantern
And a bag full of gems coloured, mainly green and blue, but with the occasional red gem.
"Is this suitable?" She asked. Smiling slightly. She knows the items aren't hers, but hey, no-one here is going to complain, right? Link didn't need them, he was stuck in Lanayru as a wolf.
I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. __Midna__
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. __Midna__
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. __Midna__
One day, marmalade will rule the world. __Midna__
I small imp-like being around four-foot high somehow appeared here. It was female, and wore a strange object on her head like a helmet or a crown, with one part of it covering her left eye. The right eye was visible and had a red iris. She had red/orange hair tied back. She had a black and white body with green markings on her arms and legs. She looked around the room groggily
"Ugghh...how did I get here?" Midna asked herself, I remember meeting a Spirit, but after...I can't remember anything, and now I'm here. Wherever here is"
Her grogginess soon departed and she looked around the room, a mixture of confusion, amusement annoyance swept across her face.
Her attention was brought to a table in the room, with a pile of papers on it. She made her way to the table and hovered up to see if the papers had anything interesting on them.
"An application..." a slow smile crept upon her face, revealing two small, fang-like teeth
1. What is your favourite cheese? Why is it your favourite?
"Hmmm...I don't really like cheese. In fact, I've never had cheese before. I mean the stuff that the Twilight Realm tries to pass off isn't cheese" she noted with distats
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
"I wouldn't kill either of them, unless they tried to kill me first. I would probably just get them to help me find the last of the Fused Shadows before..." Midna's face darkened
3. What time is it where you are?
"It was nearly midnight, which reminds me of the Twilight Realm, a place where it is always dark"
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
"You humans are very strange, and kind of stupid. Assuming that they are human I wouldn't sexually harass anyone one of them, I am not human" she scowled at the question and moved on
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
"Cavern of Twilight. The realm where I came from is a dark place, and as the bar will be dark, it will remind of the Twilight Realm, my home"
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
"Hmmmm.......Maybe you should ask someone else about that, I may get someone to find the Fused Pieces but I won't get them to marry someone else" she muttered
"Stupid humans" she whispered in a nearly in-audible tone
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
"The paperwork's not MY problem. Go find someone else to do it for you." she replied with a huff. SHE was certainly not going to be doing work for someone else
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
"I can teleport you to different locations" she replied with a grin, which on her looked more like a smirk
"I can also do a wide variety of other things as well. I can create an energy field, grab something from outside a Twilight Realm and pull it into the Twilight Realm (although it is an ability most other creatures from the Twilight Realm can do), I can use my hair like a hand to grab enemies, break down my body into Twilight Particles. That way I can pass through things like the bars of a cell or a cage. I can create waves of energy and I can even make them strong enough to break metal. Not so useless now?" She asks with her usual smirk
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
"A bribe? Squib? I'm not a Squib, I'm... argh, never mind..."
She thought for a second
"Hang on, I'll see what I've got...oh I still have some of his stuff, I was taken here while the place was still under the effect of the Twilight Realm"
Midna pulled out:
A Sword
A Wooden Shield
A Metal Shield, with a strange design (Hylian) on it
A Boomerang with what looked like wings carved into it
A bottle of Wasp Larvae
A Slingshot and some pumpkin seeds to use as ammo
A Pair of metal boots
A Bow with a Quiver of Arrows
A Fishing Rod
What looked an owl mask
A bag of bombs
A Lantern
And a bag full of gems coloured, mainly green and blue, but with the occasional red gem.
"Is this suitable?" She asked. Smiling slightly. She knows the items aren't hers, but hey, no-one here is going to complain, right? Link didn't need them, he was stuck in Lanayru as a wolf.
I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. __Midna__
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. __Midna__
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. __Midna__
One day, marmalade will rule the world. __Midna__