[application] Kameo (Kameo: Elements Of Power)
Kameo didn't feel well. Something just...wasn't right. This place confused her. Magic was afoot, but it didn't resemble the magic back at the Enchanted Kingdom. And for some reason or another, she had to take a quiz.
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
Kameo thought for a moment. 'It would have to be fondue. As a royal, she enjoyed that on occasion.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Blink blink. Kameo glanced at the pictures provided, and immediately decided on the purple open-mouth-breather. The other guy seemed at least somehwat attractive, but the big-headed buffoon seemed like something you fight off in a nightmare.
3. What time is it where you are?
Kameo didn't have a watch on her, and there wasn't a clock around, but she guessed it to be about 5:00.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
Kameo skipped this question, wondering if she could burn it specifically with Ash.
5. If you are pushing to be in:
To be in what? Better answer everything, the elf decided.
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
She didn't have a bar, so out of honestly, that's what she wrote.
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
Old enough to have gone through school by now, and too royal to do menial essays, she skipped this too.
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
Ooh, here's one. She scribbled down an answer cheerfully: "The paper returns to your desk, like Rubble's rocks return to his head." Pause, thought. She smirked and added to that: "There is a reason you are supposed to dispose of objects properly." Okay, low blow, low blow. But she was a sassy girl, and couldn't help it.
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
If this was an essay, she'd fill it out instead of that other question, but there wasn't enough room for that. after a brief mental rundown of her Warriors' abilities, she reported them on the paper. "I can climb, roll, stretch, breath underwater, light torches, survive in lava, squeeze under things, walk on fragile ice, and skate on top of water. Essentially, point me somewhere, and I'll get to it somehow." Her warriors, needless to say, were very versatile when all together. Each one could only do one of those abilities, but she didn't mention that.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
Kameo widened her eyes. Well, this sucked. Bribery. Still having no idea why she was doing this, she took off her golden ankh necklace and kept it in her hand. Whoever was there to accept the bribe, well, this was it. The elf could probably get it back by doing work later. And sure, she could offer something that didn't belong to her, but that was incredibly dishonest.
((FAIL 4-COMBO.))
I have read the [info]hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. __K
I have read the [info]hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. __K
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. __K
One day, marmalade will rule the world. __K
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
Kameo thought for a moment. 'It would have to be fondue. As a royal, she enjoyed that on occasion.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Blink blink. Kameo glanced at the pictures provided, and immediately decided on the purple open-mouth-breather. The other guy seemed at least somehwat attractive, but the big-headed buffoon seemed like something you fight off in a nightmare.
3. What time is it where you are?
Kameo didn't have a watch on her, and there wasn't a clock around, but she guessed it to be about 5:00.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
Kameo skipped this question, wondering if she could burn it specifically with Ash.
5. If you are pushing to be in:
To be in what? Better answer everything, the elf decided.
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
She didn't have a bar, so out of honestly, that's what she wrote.
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
Old enough to have gone through school by now, and too royal to do menial essays, she skipped this too.
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
Ooh, here's one. She scribbled down an answer cheerfully: "The paper returns to your desk, like Rubble's rocks return to his head." Pause, thought. She smirked and added to that: "There is a reason you are supposed to dispose of objects properly." Okay, low blow, low blow. But she was a sassy girl, and couldn't help it.
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
If this was an essay, she'd fill it out instead of that other question, but there wasn't enough room for that. after a brief mental rundown of her Warriors' abilities, she reported them on the paper. "I can climb, roll, stretch, breath underwater, light torches, survive in lava, squeeze under things, walk on fragile ice, and skate on top of water. Essentially, point me somewhere, and I'll get to it somehow." Her warriors, needless to say, were very versatile when all together. Each one could only do one of those abilities, but she didn't mention that.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
Kameo widened her eyes. Well, this sucked. Bribery. Still having no idea why she was doing this, she took off her golden ankh necklace and kept it in her hand. Whoever was there to accept the bribe, well, this was it. The elf could probably get it back by doing work later. And sure, she could offer something that didn't belong to her, but that was incredibly dishonest.
((FAIL 4-COMBO.))
I have read the [info]hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. __K
I have read the [info]hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. __K
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. __K
One day, marmalade will rule the world. __K