[Open RP] Sex Bomb!

[cockneysplosive]

It had been early in the morning-2 or 3ish-when a man snuck into the Great Hall holding a broom and wearing an invisibility cloak he 'borrowed' from someplace. Using them both, he flew up to the rafters of the Great Hall. There he pulled something out of his pocket and secured it to the rafter, making it invisible in the process. He did this two

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[ninja_lizzy]

Despite the fact that Elizabeth Bennet could throw down sexual innuendos with the best of them, she was still, as any young lady would be, woefully inexperienced in such things. So when a strange, tingly feeling stole through her, she had no idea what to do with it.
What she did know was that this feeling seemed likely to prove dangerous, especially if she succumbed to it. She must find a way to restore her concentration and focus.
The only thing she could think to do was to bend over, ttying a modesty string to her skirt (no idea what that is either. Blame Seth Graham-Smith) and move into a handstand. This way, she figured, she would be forced to keep all senses on the alert.
She began to move through the room, walking on her hands, trying to reach the door without running into anyone, particularly any gentlemen, because if she did run into any gentlemen, she was afraid she might do something terribly immodest.

[spinmybuzzer]

Homestar was Homestar, and he thought some lady walking across the room upside down was just the single most amazing thing he'd ever seen. So, heedless of flak he might catch from Marzipan later, he slid up to Elizabeth. "Hey, there," he said with an odd mixture of shyness and confidence. "You're really great. I mean...that thing you're doing is really great." Smooth.

[ninja_lizzy]

"Why, thank you," Elizabeth murmured. "I've worked for years to perfect my technique." She gave Homestar the once-over. From her upside-down position he... looked surprisingly good. Oh, no!

"Would you like to see what else I can do?" she inquired suggestively,.

[spinmybuzzer]

He gave her a goofy grin and laughed stupidly which required specifying since, you know, he can do things not stupidly. "Would I ever!" Oh, Homestar, you have no idea what you're getting yourself getting into.

[ninja_lizzy]

Elizabeth grinned and did a series of backflips, eventually winding up on her feet once more. She leaned against a nearby table, face flushed either from excitement or being upside-down, it was hard to tell. "What do you think?" she asked.

[spinmybuzzer]

There was a noise like the sound of no hands clapping as Homestar continued to grin with delight. He was starting to turn a distinct shade of smitten pink. "I bet I can do that," he assured her, eager to also show off his athletic prowess. He crouched down for a moment to launch himself backwards into the air, landed on his head, and slowly fell over onto his face.

[ninja_lizzy]

Elizabeth thought Homestar's klutziness rather charmingly cute. She applauded dutifully and knelt beside him. "Are you all right?" she asked. "You didn't truly hurt yourself, did you? Because if you did, I own I should very much like to kiss it better."

[spinmybuzzer]

Homestar let out a shy "duh-huh-huh" kind of laugh, turning red again as he looked up at her. "Nah, I'm okay," he reassured her, completely oblivious.