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[Open RP] Sex Bomb!

Jul 16, 2009 11:47

It had been early in the morning-2 or 3ish-when a man snuck into the Great Hall holding a broom and wearing an invisibility cloak he 'borrowed' from someplace. Using them both, he flew up to the rafters of the Great Hall. There he pulled something out of his pocket and secured it to the rafter, making it invisible in the process. He did this two ( Read more... )

james bond, mello, rp, hiei, sage, amaranth, vislor turlough, rat, chairman kaga, teru mikami, dwight schrute, skwisgaar skwigelf, roderich edelstein, basher tarr, ryuk, homestar runner, miranda barker, dieter prohl, youko kurama, glados, elizabeth bennet

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ringo_raver July 16 2009, 17:51:27 UTC

As this was a human weapon, Ryuk was unaffected by the sex bomb and any effects it would have.

The same could not be said by the humans.

So he's prime game to be flirted with.

beets_r_god July 16 2009, 18:11:32 UTC

"Fact," said Dwight in his most suave and seductive tones, "Schrute semen is so potent that it requires special condoms made in Japan to ensure unexpected pregnancies don't occur."

ringo_raver July 16 2009, 18:14:38 UTC

"So? Why should I care?" Ryuk said, hanging upside down and eating an apple. "Not like I could have sex or get pregnant." and the mun's brain breaks

beets_r_god July 16 2009, 18:49:46 UTC

"That's the beauty of it," Dwight said. "I can have sex with you and there will be no consequences!"

ringo_raver July 16 2009, 18:54:39 UTC

"You weren't paying attention, were you?" Ryuk gets right in Dwight's face. "I. Can't. Have. Sex."

beets_r_god July 16 2009, 19:13:22 UTC

Dwight laughed. "Oh, now ou're just playing hard to get," he said, batting his eyes.

ringo_raver July 16 2009, 19:17:46 UTC

"And you're a rather stupid human." Ryuk poked Dwight in the head. "Even if I COULD have sex, why should I sleep with you?"

beets_r_god July 16 2009, 19:22:31 UTC

"Because my penis has a circumference of an inch larger than the national average," said Dwight, with no qualms whatsoever.

ringo_raver July 16 2009, 19:29:02 UTC

"That's stupid. Who cares about that?" Ryuk chomped his apple loudly in Dwight's face.

miranda_bnewski July 17 2009, 15:00:03 UTC

Ok, so the guy next to her was a little odd-looking, but so what? At least her Mom would approve.
"Hey, tall dark and spooky!" Miranda said, mentally cursing herself for sounding like a southern belle.

ringo_raver July 17 2009, 22:48:33 UTC

Ryuk looked at Miranda for a second before he lifted his hand to the top of his head and looked at just where it came.

"I guess I am tall dark and spooky!"

miranda_bnewski July 18 2009, 00:05:26 UTC

Ok. Seduction fail so far. She decided to be much more direct. Miranda pressed her hand to Ryuk's chest, with the intent of rubbing it.

ringo_raver July 18 2009, 01:15:08 UTC

Ryuk still doesn't get it. He just poked at Miranda's hand.

"Why are you touching me?"

miranda_bnewski July 20 2009, 00:37:18 UTC

'Mmm?" Miranda asked, moving her hand. "Would you-ah- like a little massage?'

ringo_raver July 20 2009, 00:39:47 UTC

"What good would that do?" Ryuk asked. "I don't need a massage."

miranda_bnewski July 21 2009, 17:14:07 UTC

"Are you sure? I give excellent ones." Miranda moved her hand a little lower.

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