Ask Wormtongue! (Open Compy Post)

[g_wormtongue]

He could delay no longer. As the Hat grew impatient, its threats grew more outlandish. Gríma sat down before the "rune-box" to compose a Proclaimation. He typed slowly, hunting for every letter as he did, a translation charm filled in capital letters, punctuation, and removed archaic language.

>>Hear my words, all Men of Castle Hogwarts

Comments

[ringo_raver]

How much did the Sorting Hat threaten you and what is your favorite apple?

swordkeeper

[g_wormtongue]

A reply! Gríma sat up. Only to return to his customary slump.

"What leads you to believe I was threatened? Alas, I cannot eat apples, for they give me wind."

appleoverlord

[ringo_raver]

What good are you then if you can't eat apples?

Re: appleoverlord

[g_wormtongue]

"Surely a man is more than a device for consuming fruit." Hah, take that, strange fruit-lover.

Re: appleoverlord

[ringo_raver]

But they're good!

(Logic and Ryuk are strangers.)

Swordkeeper

[g_wormtongue]

Gríma frowned at the computer. Was he talking to a child?
"Indeed they are. We may not have every good thing we are offered in life."

Re: Swordkeeper

[ringo_raver]

I can. :P

Re: Swordkeeper

[g_wormtongue]

Gríma frowned at the computer. He would not dignify this with a reply.