Corinthian (The Sandman)

[hungry_noteyes]

1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
I don't actually care for cheese.

2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrot Top?
Carrot Top. He's an actual human, and therefore ought to know better. (Plus I like his eyes.)

3. What time is it where you are?
Nightmare Time

4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member

Comments

[hopalongmcgurk]

"Being hard to hurt and good with knives hardly proves you're useless," I remark dryly. "My brother founded his own religion, and he had flippers where most people have arms."

((The woman speaking is a hunch-backed albino dwarf wearing a wig and sunglasses.))

[hungry_noteyes]

"Useful ehough, if you need backup in a fight."

[hopalongmcgurk]

"I might give you that," I concede. "Except that outright physical fighting is hopelessly unsubtle. And besides, would you be *reliable* backup?"

[hungry_noteyes]

"If I liked you, yes."

[hopalongmcgurk]

"Well, if I needed backup in a fight, I'd hope the person I would ask liked me," I remark dryly. "Otherwise, I'd be fucked."

[hungry_noteyes]

"Yes, you would. But people can be stupid sometimes."

[hopalongmcgurk]

I nod my head. "That's a given, too," I say. "But I take it this means people have used your services and come to regret it?"

[hungry_noteyes]

"I went insane once. Or rather the last me did."