house-elf messages to Laura Palmer and to Homsar
Dear Laura,
By the time you read this, I will be gone. Not for good, I hope, and certainly not for evil. I'm going to look for someone important. Someone who may be the key to many questions I've been pondering. But if I never return, know that it has truly changed my life to be here and to see you at peace.
Sincerely,
Special Agent Dale Cooper
Dear Homsar,
WHEN CAN WE START THE JEFFERSONS?
I hope it will be soon. Believe me. I'll do the best I can.
Sincerely,
Special Agent Dale Cooper
PS. Please accept my apologies for having consumed your mother in your presence.