[Application] Austria, Axis Powers Hetalia
OOC: For those with shinigami eyes, I suppose they'd see Roderich Edelstein.
It was probably a sign of how so into his music he was that it took Austria a minute to realize that he was no longer at his piano.
He looked up, blinking, at the unfamilar castle. Instinct told him that he was in some part of the United Kingdom.
"England better not have occupied me," was all he murmured as he picked up the application.
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
"Lüneberg cheese. Well, it looks and tastes far better than the Tyrolean grey."
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
"Barney, Barney...isn't he that dinosaur America tends to rant about? Perhaps him. Maybe America will like that."
3. What time is it where you are?
"6:39 PM, CET."
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
Austria looked a bit flustered then. "Ah, no. Sorry."
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
That would probably depend on which country my bar is in. Just to make a joke between myself and him. Or her," he added, thinking of Hungary. "Though I suppose Österreich would be pretty universal."
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
"Well, traditionally, it would depend on politics who married who. If one can give more territory or an advantage over enemies over the other, then I suppose that one."
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
Austria's eyes softened a bit. "You're composing music. Likely while you're visiting me. I don't mean to boast, but all the best music does come from Vienna."
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
Austria shuffled his papers. "Well, I still exist as myself. Unlike Prussia. And I am a recognized nation, unlike Sealand." (cue the mun bitching)
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
Austria thought. "Territory's out of the question, and I'm neutral now, so I refuse to go to war for you. Perhaps an export of some sort? Or I myself am a good musician, I can play a song or two for you?"
"I have read the [info]hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. Austria
I have read the [info]hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. Austria
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. Austria
One day, marmalade will rule the world......what?
It was probably a sign of how so into his music he was that it took Austria a minute to realize that he was no longer at his piano.
He looked up, blinking, at the unfamilar castle. Instinct told him that he was in some part of the United Kingdom.
"England better not have occupied me," was all he murmured as he picked up the application.
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
"Lüneberg cheese. Well, it looks and tastes far better than the Tyrolean grey."
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
"Barney, Barney...isn't he that dinosaur America tends to rant about? Perhaps him. Maybe America will like that."
3. What time is it where you are?
"6:39 PM, CET."
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
Austria looked a bit flustered then. "Ah, no. Sorry."
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
That would probably depend on which country my bar is in. Just to make a joke between myself and him. Or her," he added, thinking of Hungary. "Though I suppose Österreich would be pretty universal."
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
"Well, traditionally, it would depend on politics who married who. If one can give more territory or an advantage over enemies over the other, then I suppose that one."
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
Austria's eyes softened a bit. "You're composing music. Likely while you're visiting me. I don't mean to boast, but all the best music does come from Vienna."
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
Austria shuffled his papers. "Well, I still exist as myself. Unlike Prussia. And I am a recognized nation, unlike Sealand." (cue the mun bitching)
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
Austria thought. "Territory's out of the question, and I'm neutral now, so I refuse to go to war for you. Perhaps an export of some sort? Or I myself am a good musician, I can play a song or two for you?"
"I have read the [info]hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. Austria
I have read the [info]hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. Austria
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. Austria
One day, marmalade will rule the world......what?