Application for Chairman Marc - Iron Chef America
((OOC: Like Chairman Kaga, we have established that Chairman Marc is his nephew and not in actuality Marc Dacascos. While they share a love of martial arts, the rest is all fictional.))
A young man in a business suit enters the Sorting room. He looks around. Then as he spies the pen he picks it up and looks at the questions... "Interesting."
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
A good Gorgonzola stuffed in green olives and served in a vodka martini.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
I only use my martial arts in self-defense.
3. What time is it where you are?
It is 12:18AM, I couldn't sleep pondering the next match in Kitchen Stadium.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
Harassment? Are you serious?
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
Why need a bar when you have Kitchen Stadium?
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
I'm still a staunch supporter of Harry and Ginny.
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
Because I am too busy judging culinary competitions to bother with the paperwork. My assistant should be handling that.
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
I followed in my Uncle's footsteps to bring his glorious kitchen stadium to America for a whole new wave of culinary challenges.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
Hmm... I could offer the services of any of the Iron Chefs for an evening, or perhaps you would like to be on the judging panel? It's quite an experience.
"I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. MD
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. MD
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. MD
One day, marmalade will rule the world. I much prefer a nice hamburger.
A young man in a business suit enters the Sorting room. He looks around. Then as he spies the pen he picks it up and looks at the questions... "Interesting."
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
A good Gorgonzola stuffed in green olives and served in a vodka martini.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
I only use my martial arts in self-defense.
3. What time is it where you are?
It is 12:18AM, I couldn't sleep pondering the next match in Kitchen Stadium.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
Harassment? Are you serious?
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
Why need a bar when you have Kitchen Stadium?
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
I'm still a staunch supporter of Harry and Ginny.
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
Because I am too busy judging culinary competitions to bother with the paperwork. My assistant should be handling that.
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
I followed in my Uncle's footsteps to bring his glorious kitchen stadium to America for a whole new wave of culinary challenges.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
Hmm... I could offer the services of any of the Iron Chefs for an evening, or perhaps you would like to be on the judging panel? It's quite an experience.
"I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. MD
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. MD
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. MD
One day, marmalade will rule the world. I much prefer a nice hamburger.