Application for Mai from "Mai-chan's Daily Life"
"K-kaede-san?" The young woman who'd just entered the room looked around in confusion. "Kaede-san, where am I?" This wasn't good. If Kaede found her missing... The woman shivered and straightened out her maid apron. She was pretty, with long brown hair tied up in a red bow. Her name was Mai, and she was lost.
"This isn't so bad. Just a room with a desk and paper, right?'' Mai thought out loud to herself. Cautiously, she stepped forward and looked down at the paper. "A-am I supposed to fill this out?"
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
"I like pretty much any kind of cheese, but I really love chedda-AAIIIII!!!!" Mai jumped back as the quill in front of her began to move on it's own. She stared blankly for at least five minutes before the quill's impatient tapping urged her to continue.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Mai recoiled. "I-I would never kill someone! What kind of question is that?!" Why would it ask her that? Was she in trouble?
3. What time is it where you are?
"Um, I'm pretty sure it's about dinner time, so I really should be going..." She looked around nervously, as if a tiger was just waiting to pounce in on her...
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
"Whaaaaa~?" More staring. "I wouldn't! I really wouldn't!" She rubbed her arms and thought for a second. "Who's Albus Dumbledore?"
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
"I-I don't bartend unless Kaede-san tells me to, and then it's not really a bar...I'm sorry! I'm not really helpful, am I?"
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
She brightened up a bit. "He should marry whichever one he loves! I don't know much about mythology...but love should be the deciding factor in any decision like that!"
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
"Maybe because you have a job that requires lots of paperwork?" Mai looked down at the floor. She really, really wasn't helpful today.
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
"I'm not useless! I'm a really good cook! And I know how to clean, and, and..." she trailed off.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
Mai didn't really want to be there, but she wasn't too keen on finding out what being 'squibbed' meant. "Like I said, I can cook really well. If that's not good enough then..." She removed the bow from her head and sat it on the desk. "You can have this? I think it's really pretty."
"I have read the [info]hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. __Mai__
I have read the [info]hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. __Mai__
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. __Mai__
One day, marmalade will rule the world. __Mai__"
"This isn't so bad. Just a room with a desk and paper, right?'' Mai thought out loud to herself. Cautiously, she stepped forward and looked down at the paper. "A-am I supposed to fill this out?"
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
"I like pretty much any kind of cheese, but I really love chedda-AAIIIII!!!!" Mai jumped back as the quill in front of her began to move on it's own. She stared blankly for at least five minutes before the quill's impatient tapping urged her to continue.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Mai recoiled. "I-I would never kill someone! What kind of question is that?!" Why would it ask her that? Was she in trouble?
3. What time is it where you are?
"Um, I'm pretty sure it's about dinner time, so I really should be going..." She looked around nervously, as if a tiger was just waiting to pounce in on her...
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
"Whaaaaa~?" More staring. "I wouldn't! I really wouldn't!" She rubbed her arms and thought for a second. "Who's Albus Dumbledore?"
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
"I-I don't bartend unless Kaede-san tells me to, and then it's not really a bar...I'm sorry! I'm not really helpful, am I?"
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
She brightened up a bit. "He should marry whichever one he loves! I don't know much about mythology...but love should be the deciding factor in any decision like that!"
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
"Maybe because you have a job that requires lots of paperwork?" Mai looked down at the floor. She really, really wasn't helpful today.
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
"I'm not useless! I'm a really good cook! And I know how to clean, and, and..." she trailed off.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
Mai didn't really want to be there, but she wasn't too keen on finding out what being 'squibbed' meant. "Like I said, I can cook really well. If that's not good enough then..." She removed the bow from her head and sat it on the desk. "You can have this? I think it's really pretty."
"I have read the [info]hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. __Mai__
I have read the [info]hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. __Mai__
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. __Mai__
One day, marmalade will rule the world. __Mai__"