Application for Touta Matsuda from Death Note
((OOC I have permission from the other Death Note muns (as far as I know, how many of us are there, now?) to play Mr. Adorkable, here. Thank you and good night.))
Touta Matsuda has likes and dislikes.
He likes fashionable clothing, cute girls, television dramas, and gossip. There was a time, not too long ago, that all his likes were combined together every day in a big hodge-podge, all because of a mad killer who happened to be someone he considered his friend.
Matsuda's dislikes are singular and happen to be "having a boring job."
Touta Matsuda's job is very boring.
Sure, he's successful, pulling in a salary that's close to obscene, and he has all the time in the world after work to party it up and enjoy his likes, it was still...
Well, it isn't chasing Kira. And it isn't watching Light suck at dealing with chicks (because he did, really. Manipulative-but-good-looking guys like Light had been were horrible with girls, even when they were doing well. Matsuda doubted Light had gotten ass even once in all his life.)
He misses that time of his life. Now he can easily find lesser distractions, but something was missing. There was no adventure! No danger! Hell, he even misses Ryuk.
But there are no more adventures for Touta Matsuda. Everything just comes down to going in and out the same door every day, in his same, boring apartment after his boring job or less-boring clubs.
However, today, his apartment has turned into a room, and in that room is a desk, upon which is a quill, and it is waiting for him.
The fact that there may still be some adventure left in the world does not make it any easier for Matsuda to keep from almost crapping himself in shock.
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
"I...I guess swiss is pretty good? Oh wow, the pen's moving by itself..." Matsuda has to really restrain himself from grabbing the quill as it writes down his words. moving pens are the coolest ever.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop? He thinks about the question for a minute.
"You know, American TV isn't so bad, but I guess Barney. I mean, he's a pretty old lizard... put him out of his misery, I guess. besides, Carrottop is huge. he could kick my ass!"
3. What time is it where you are?
He looks at his watch (It's a Citizen watch, and he is way too proud of it) "It's 14:56."
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
He adjusts his tie nervously and looks around the room first. Then he leans close to the quill and says "That Tonks was pretty hot..."
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
He laughs, waving a hand. "Oh, I'd be an awful bartender! I guess 'Drink' is a good name for a bar."
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
"Wow, are guys allowed to get married here? That's bizarre! Um, I guess whoever he likes best, or he could two-time one of them like Light did with Misa-misa and Tacky."
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
"Oh man, paperwork? Don't ask me, I've always got crap on my desk. It's boring and repetitive."
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
He grimaces at that. 'I helped reveal the killer known as Kira' is a little too personal to just be throwing out as an answer.
"I'm an accomplished officer of the law," he says instead, his goofy grin belying the rather serious statement.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
He pats down his pockets, pulling out a wallet, some tickets to a ball game he won at the bar earlier, some phone numbers and business cards, and some breathmints. He has a good wad of cash on him, at least.
"I guess I can offer all my money, or these game tickets... but I really wanted to see the game..."
Touta Matsuda has likes and dislikes.
He likes fashionable clothing, cute girls, television dramas, and gossip. There was a time, not too long ago, that all his likes were combined together every day in a big hodge-podge, all because of a mad killer who happened to be someone he considered his friend.
Matsuda's dislikes are singular and happen to be "having a boring job."
Touta Matsuda's job is very boring.
Sure, he's successful, pulling in a salary that's close to obscene, and he has all the time in the world after work to party it up and enjoy his likes, it was still...
Well, it isn't chasing Kira. And it isn't watching Light suck at dealing with chicks (because he did, really. Manipulative-but-good-looking guys like Light had been were horrible with girls, even when they were doing well. Matsuda doubted Light had gotten ass even once in all his life.)
He misses that time of his life. Now he can easily find lesser distractions, but something was missing. There was no adventure! No danger! Hell, he even misses Ryuk.
But there are no more adventures for Touta Matsuda. Everything just comes down to going in and out the same door every day, in his same, boring apartment after his boring job or less-boring clubs.
However, today, his apartment has turned into a room, and in that room is a desk, upon which is a quill, and it is waiting for him.
The fact that there may still be some adventure left in the world does not make it any easier for Matsuda to keep from almost crapping himself in shock.
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
"I...I guess swiss is pretty good? Oh wow, the pen's moving by itself..." Matsuda has to really restrain himself from grabbing the quill as it writes down his words. moving pens are the coolest ever.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop? He thinks about the question for a minute.
"You know, American TV isn't so bad, but I guess Barney. I mean, he's a pretty old lizard... put him out of his misery, I guess. besides, Carrottop is huge. he could kick my ass!"
3. What time is it where you are?
He looks at his watch (It's a Citizen watch, and he is way too proud of it) "It's 14:56."
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
He adjusts his tie nervously and looks around the room first. Then he leans close to the quill and says "That Tonks was pretty hot..."
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
He laughs, waving a hand. "Oh, I'd be an awful bartender! I guess 'Drink' is a good name for a bar."
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
"Wow, are guys allowed to get married here? That's bizarre! Um, I guess whoever he likes best, or he could two-time one of them like Light did with Misa-misa and Tacky."
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
"Oh man, paperwork? Don't ask me, I've always got crap on my desk. It's boring and repetitive."
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
He grimaces at that. 'I helped reveal the killer known as Kira' is a little too personal to just be throwing out as an answer.
"I'm an accomplished officer of the law," he says instead, his goofy grin belying the rather serious statement.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
He pats down his pockets, pulling out a wallet, some tickets to a ball game he won at the bar earlier, some phone numbers and business cards, and some breathmints. He has a good wad of cash on him, at least.
"I guess I can offer all my money, or these game tickets... but I really wanted to see the game..."