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maid_brienne October 11 2008, 18:45:56 UTC
Brienne had apparently also forgotten that the first rule of Hogwarts was not to eat any of the food lying around. Which was why she was now eating a piece of cake, her tribble cheeping in annoyance as usual.

Before she'd gotten far into her cake, aforementioned tribble scrambled onto the table, stole a bite of her cake, and cheeped some more.

"cheep cheep cheep...some kind of disease, you disgusting...Oh, Seven Hells!"

The chocolate had turned Tyrion Lannister from a tribble to his former self, but it had also impacted Brienne.

"What... Oh no!" Brienne cried, tipping her chair in her haste to get up and... do something... about this. She stared at Tyrion for a long moment, noting that he was naked, which... was not a sight she had ever wanted to see. And she was perplexed by the fact that he was staring back at her.

"There was an awkward silence which Tyrion broke with a bark of laughter. "Oh, gods, wench, is that... facial hair?"

"What are you talking about?" Brienne spluttered in a voice several octaves deeper than it normally was. "And my name is Brienne."

Then she happened to look down at herself and froze as she noticed that she was sporting bulges in places that didn't normally bulge. Her hand went to her face and touched the newly grown stubble there.

She sat down very hard on the chair.

In the words of Miss Swan, Brienne... looked like a man.

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