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[spinmybuzzer]

*slightly wrinkled and torn notice in the Great Hall*

Pruffesor Homestar wants YOU!

To sing up for Appar Apear Appirations Class.

And maybe the Homestarmy
entrace fee: $5

Just put your name below, and Il'l add you to the list.
Seriosly. Five bucks to get in.((OOC: I figure I'll have class start on the 26th, if that's good for everyone. Also,

Comments

Anonymous note taped to the sign-up sheet

[whosneverbeen]

Professor,

What about those of us whose parents are too poor to afford to give us money for class entrance fees? Are you willing to barter?

Anonymous note taped to the anonymous note

[sbisawesome]

Man, just give him five of anything. Like, five peanuts. You'll be golden. Or my name isn't

((a blotchy scratched-over illegible name, followed by:)

Anonymous?

taped to the second anonymous note

[whosneverbeen]

...Anything?

Thanks, Anonymous, for making my education possible!

U. N. Owen
Slytherclaw

taped to the anonymous reply

[sbisawesome]

OK, not anything. If you give him five liters of Mountain Dew I'm gonna be seriously unhappy with you.

ANONYMOUS

[papayagami]

Soichiro Yagami
Gryffindor

(He would actually pay)

[spinmybuzzer]

Thank you, guy who's name I can't spell. Or pronounce. Or read. You have been added to my list.

[dungbombsrule]

Why do you have to charge for classes? Don't the school give you enough money?

-Someone Who Knows the School Does

[spinmybuzzer]

Thank you, guy with a really long name. You have been added to my list.
But it'll be ten bucks now for questioning the teacher.

[dungbombsrule]

Shows what you know. I work here, and I already know how to apparate (and how to spell it, too). I don't know how much "ten bucks" is in galleons, but I bet you're overcharging me.

[spinmybuzzer]

Well, just for that, now it's fifteen.

He's not going to skip a class, no matter how insane the tutor apparently is.

[righteous_pen]

Teru Mikami
Hufflepuff

Re: He's not going to skip a class, no matter how insane the tutor apparently is.

[spinmybuzzer]

Thank you Teri whatever the heck your last name is. You have been added to my list.

[bowchickamaou]

Shibuya Yuuri
Hufflepuff

[spinmybuzzer]

You people need less complicated names. But you have been added to my list.

[wolfram_jyari]

But where are we going to find ten male deer, and why does he want them?

Sir Wolfram von Bielefeld
Betrothed to the Maou
Hufflepuff

[spinmybuzzer]

Now, THERE's a name I still can't pronounce. Thank you, you have been added to my list.
And it's five bucks, not ten.