Application: Rika Furude, from Higurashi no Naku Koro ni Kai
[[OOC: Taking Rika from the anime's Yakusamashi-hen or the Disaster Awakening Chapter shortly before her death. Shinigami eye characters will see a very, very low lifespan as she only had an hour or less left to live.]]
It felt like waking up from a deep sleep, and Rika immediately knew that something unexpected has happened. Looking at her surroundings it is clear that this is not the quiet village of Hinamizawa, and that she is still wearing her pink nightgown. Nothing ever changes, there are only variations between the worlds, so where could this be? Certainly that world's Rika is dead now, right? She had been drugged into sleep as usual, so why is Rika here when she should be waiting for the next Hinamizawa, the next chance to defeat her sad fate?
"Hanyuu!" she calls, and again, but no answer from her dear friend. Hanyuu surely would haved warned Rika if that Hinamizawa were the last. Fear momentarily grips the little girl as she tries to place where this room could be or where her friends could be.
Nothing. The only thing she found was a form to be filled out.
So that's how it is. Fine, I'll play along with this game. As long as I will be returned when it is done.
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
"Hmm?" so somehow, what is being said gets written down. "I like spicy foods!"
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
"Good kids shouldn't stress over who they should kill next. It really never ends happily."
3. What time is it where you are?
"More importantly, what time is it here? What day, what month, what year of Showa?"
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
"Mi~? I'm just a little girl, what would I know about sexual harassment? What a silly question!" she giggles.
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
It would be nice to drink something alcoholic about now, oh wait that's not what the question is asking. Still speaking in her cheery, childish voice, "But I don't work at a bar! Or is this asking for a fake bar name, I wonder?" a pause "Okay, then I would like to bartend at a bar named... Oyashiro-sama's Curse! The curse part would bring curious kitties to scritch scritch at the door, but they'll have to be careful against being naughty or risk being demoned away by Oyashiro-sama."
She giggles again, knowing Hanyuu doesn't like that people are mistaken in thinking Oyashiro is some horrible demon that kidnaps and kills humans. Expecially when all She can do is watch from the sidelines apologizing for being so useless and perpetuating the next Hinamizawa.
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
"It would be useless to debate for one or the other, unless it was done on a whim Harry will marry the person he is fated to. Even if it isn't the happiest choice," she is sounds tired as she answers this one.
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
"Maybe you're just imagining all that extra work. Take a break and don't let yourself get stressed out! Ni pa~."
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
"I am head of the Furude family, although I do not attend many village meetings. It is my responsibility to preserve the Furude Shrine, and I play the part of the Miko in the yearly Watanagashi festival."
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
"What does squib mean? Can I return if I've been squibed, or are you going to kill me?"
"I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. _Rika Furude_
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. _Rika Furude_.
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. _Rika Furude_.
One day, marmalade will rule the world. _Rika Furude_"
It felt like waking up from a deep sleep, and Rika immediately knew that something unexpected has happened. Looking at her surroundings it is clear that this is not the quiet village of Hinamizawa, and that she is still wearing her pink nightgown. Nothing ever changes, there are only variations between the worlds, so where could this be? Certainly that world's Rika is dead now, right? She had been drugged into sleep as usual, so why is Rika here when she should be waiting for the next Hinamizawa, the next chance to defeat her sad fate?
"Hanyuu!" she calls, and again, but no answer from her dear friend. Hanyuu surely would haved warned Rika if that Hinamizawa were the last. Fear momentarily grips the little girl as she tries to place where this room could be or where her friends could be.
Nothing. The only thing she found was a form to be filled out.
So that's how it is. Fine, I'll play along with this game. As long as I will be returned when it is done.
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
"Hmm?" so somehow, what is being said gets written down. "I like spicy foods!"
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
"Good kids shouldn't stress over who they should kill next. It really never ends happily."
3. What time is it where you are?
"More importantly, what time is it here? What day, what month, what year of Showa?"
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
"Mi~? I'm just a little girl, what would I know about sexual harassment? What a silly question!" she giggles.
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
It would be nice to drink something alcoholic about now, oh wait that's not what the question is asking. Still speaking in her cheery, childish voice, "But I don't work at a bar! Or is this asking for a fake bar name, I wonder?" a pause "Okay, then I would like to bartend at a bar named... Oyashiro-sama's Curse! The curse part would bring curious kitties to scritch scritch at the door, but they'll have to be careful against being naughty or risk being demoned away by Oyashiro-sama."
She giggles again, knowing Hanyuu doesn't like that people are mistaken in thinking Oyashiro is some horrible demon that kidnaps and kills humans. Expecially when all She can do is watch from the sidelines apologizing for being so useless and perpetuating the next Hinamizawa.
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
"It would be useless to debate for one or the other, unless it was done on a whim Harry will marry the person he is fated to. Even if it isn't the happiest choice," she is sounds tired as she answers this one.
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
"Maybe you're just imagining all that extra work. Take a break and don't let yourself get stressed out! Ni pa~."
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
"I am head of the Furude family, although I do not attend many village meetings. It is my responsibility to preserve the Furude Shrine, and I play the part of the Miko in the yearly Watanagashi festival."
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
"What does squib mean? Can I return if I've been squibed, or are you going to kill me?"
"I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. _Rika Furude_
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. _Rika Furude_.
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. _Rika Furude_.
One day, marmalade will rule the world. _Rika Furude_"