Sharing the Wealth
Laura,
I got a pen for a bribe. You can have it. Since the end of July is coming up, should I be shaking down applicants for anything in particular?
Alan
I got a pen for a bribe. You can have it. Since the end of July is coming up, should I be shaking down applicants for anything in particular?
Alan
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Oooh, nice! Thank you, and you're welcome to joint custody if you like.
Hmmm, July now. I'm just about out of that lovely Scotch I got at a sorting ages ago, and coffee's always good. I could use a new handbag, but maybe I better pick that one out myself. That do for a start?
Love,
Laura
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It's not plastic. I'd break it.
Scotch I can do. I can do coffee, to but don't they already have that here? Or do you want that extra-fancy stuff?
What, a paper bag can't double as a handbag? Picky, picky.
Alan
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You handle ancient bone fragments all the time. I think you can probably be trusted with a pen.
The good stuff, please. That's a new thing since my time. If there was such a thing as 'the good stuff' in the coffee world, I never heard about it.
Hmph. Men. Next you'll get onto me about having more than one wristwatch.
Love,
Laura
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A pen, yes. A pen that can be easily replaced.
Apparently there is coffee, and then there's coffee. Say, $15 a cup coffee. No, I don't know what makes it so much, either. I guess we can find out.
More than one? It's a watch. It tells time. Generally, it's only one time in any given place. Do I really want to know why you need more than one?
I get it. It's like the shoes thing, isn't it?
Alan
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