Open RP: if I keep walking long enough, will I go in a circle?

[those_damn_bats]

I've surrendered one of my shoes to that hat for breeding purposes. A thin sock is now all that protects my delicate left foot from the harsh reality of castle floors and underpaid, invisible cleaning staff

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[secondfastest]

Toki stares. And stares some more. "You ain't gots no shoe." He's used to two shoes. He's used to no shoes. One shoe, though? There's got to be some kind of story behind it.

[those_damn_bats]

"Why is everyone here so hung up over minor details?" I've arrived in some kind of castle of symmetry requiring obsessive compulsives.

[secondfastest]

Toki looks confused. "What? You only gots one shoe, what's weird about pointings that out?"

[those_damn_bats]

"What about the poor? They have no shoes." I'm fairly sure this is a salient point.

[secondfastest]

Toki thinks this over for a few seconds, trying to puzzle it out. ...poor? "So... is you half-poors?"

[those_damn_bats]

"I have better things to spend money on that replacing abducted footwear."

This man is confusing me. Everything has suddenly become plural.

[secondfastest]

"Oh, likes what? Like..." What did regular jackoffs like to buy again? "Like a mutants cows baby?"