Application: Walter Sullivan, Silent Hill 4

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[[This Walter is taken from about midway through Silent Hill 4, mainly because I go with a certain fan theory that Walter and the younger verson of Walter seen around the game split into two people after the attempt on victim 20/21, and I'm going to use both as one. Plus I wouldn't want to deal with what ending to pull him from had I taken him from

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"Ok, ok, WOAH." Evan waved his hands as if trying to dispel The Crazy. "What are you, a grown man, doing with a rag doll? Like, yeah, you don't need it anymore, but you know what? Neither do I! I haven't since I was, like, fifteen!"

"And what's THIS!?" Evan pointed to the Hufflepuff answer. "Are you, like, a creative writer or something? Oh gawd, spare me. Every guy I meet nowadays is a writer now. They're like the new bass player. Only they don't have to have any social skills, instead of just minimal social skills. So, ok, con crit? Interesting plot, but spoons are just not scary. Have you seen No Country for Old Men? Or as I like to call it, No Co Ol Mo? Like Yoko, but awesome. Anyways, that guy had this weird... cow thing. I think you should go with that." Evan pushed the paper away, his good deed for the day? Done.

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"The rag doll was a gift." Walter looks at what Evan is babbling about next and chuckles.

"That's not creative writing, that's a note left behind from a now dead man," before I killed him. "As for the spoon, I was in jail at the time and needed to die. Prison isn't the best place to shop for weapons, you should know." Getting a soup spoon two inches into your own neck isn't as easy as it may sound.

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"Well, yeah, I would assume so. That's how kids get their rag dolls, right? Unless it's from some white van or something, that's pretty much the nice way." Evan frowned. "Or you could be a mean big sister who beats up her brother and TAKES it, but you know what? That's ok, I didn't like dolls much anyways." He shrugged and continued on.

"Ok, yeah, I get it. You're being all viral with your marketing. You probably hope that if you post it on enough billboards, it will drum up interest? Wow, you are so Colverfield right now." Evan bet Cloverfield washed its hair, at least. And oooh, JAIL. "Wentworth Miller does it better, honey. Miller does it better."

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"I was an only child." Walter's parents abandoned him the day he was born.

"Believe what you wish," because I don't know what you're talking about anymore. Cloverfield?

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"Oh, so I can BELIEVE what I want? Well, thank you soooo much!" Evan waved his hands in the air and made a performance out of bowing. "This is, like, such a nice favor you're granting me. Maybe I can believe in the tooth fairy and Lilo's chastity, too!"

Evan stopped as something came to mind. "Oh my gawd, GUESS what I heard on the blogs? You're going to effing die. Again, evidently."

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"You are welcome." Sarcasm, but some people have died for their beliefs.

"I will die, hm. How so?" You're going to need my umbilical cord to actually accomplish that. Otherwise I'll just keep getting back up.

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"Oh my GAWD, what are you, the Literal Police?" Evan rolled his eyes and carried on. "Lilo and Samantha Ronson? TOTALLY hooking up. Which is bad because Sam is a total enabler and isn't who Lohan needs right now, but great because they're adorable. Is Lohan pulling a Heche, or is she an All-In Jodie Foster? What do you think?"

"Their couple name is 'Rohan,' B the W. Very geeky, but whatev. Hey! Did anyone ever tell you that you look like if Sean Bean and Kurt Cobain had a lovechild? Who's, like, sad about it?"

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"I do not know who any of those people are."

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"Oh, ok. I guess you're just TOO good for American pop culture." Evan twiddled his fingers in mockery, and then took a tone of concern mixed with irritation. "Well, you know what? So was Hemingway. And he SHOT HIMSELF in the FACE!"

Evan then snapped his fingers. Take that!

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"Not to good for pop culture, just a bit busy." I could shoot myself in the face, but it wouldn't change anything.

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"Yeah. With your Silence of the Lambs ripoff," Evan answered, irritated. No one bashed pop culture. No one. "Let me ask you. Are you aiming for the supermarket aisle audience, or are you reaching for the stars with an airport bookshop?"

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"I'm going to revive God."

Walter doesn't have a lot of experience with culture outside of what they taught him, so he doesn't really understand what Evan's talking about.

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"Oh, ew." Evan made an 'X' with his hands. "Great, just what we need. A Jesus freak. Well, guess what Bible Boy? I'm here! I'm queer! And I have already dealt with demons and I'm sick of the other side of the coin, too."

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"The Holy Mother has nothing to do with your Jesus."

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"Um, no. Fail. That's why she was holy. Because her tummy was filled up with a whole lotta Jesus." Duh.

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"God was not holy because She was pregnate, She is the one that will lead us to paradise." Just as soon as that paradise is created.