Application: Veda, The Order (Marvel comics)
An odd question to start with, but not the strangest one she has ever been asked. “I love bleu cheese. It tastes great with fresh fruit.”
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Now this one was a definite contender. “This is strictly hypothetical, I’m assuming? Then Carrottop. He’s just irritating.” Maggie does not mention that if Carrottop was dead, her agent might stop bugging her to do that movie with him. “Besides, some of my kids would not forgive me if I hurt Barney.
3. What time is it where you are?
Maggie looked around. “If I knew where I was, I would tell you. As for what time it is where I used to be, 10:35 pm.” She shrugged. “I hope that helps.”
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
Okay, forget the second question; forget any other question any fan had asked her, this one was definitely the strangest. “I’m…not comfortable answering this question.” She quickly moved on to the next one.
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
“I’m sorry, but I’m under a morality contract for the next year and I’m still not sure what all this is about.” Truthfully, she was half convinced that all this was a prank played by Henry or Mr. Stark or someone else involved with Shield or the Initiative. “The only reason I’m a member of the Order was the firing of several members who violated their contracts by getting drunk after a mission. I wish to avoid the same happening to me.”
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
“Listen, if Harry needs someone else to make this decision for him, perhaps now is not the time for him to marry anyone. Once he is able to make the decision for himself,” she paused for a moment, “or herself, I guess, then he or she should marry.”
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
Now that question sounded familiar. Maggie should have guessed that Henry Hellrung had been behind this. “You’ve taken too much responsibility upon yourself. Ask for help.”
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
“Now that’s a broad question. What’s useful to one person may not be so to another. I mean, my acting career has been useful to me, but to someone else? Probably not. However, without it, I couldn’t fund the orphanages and schools I’ve established throughout the world, so in a way it is quite useful. My ability to create sentient golems from the environment around me, on the other hand, is useful to myself, my teammates, and the people we save. Outside of battle? Almost completely useless.” She paused again. “Sorry, I seem to be heading off-top. I’ll move on.”
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
“A bribe? I have money, if that’s what you want, and I can teach you a bit of tae kwon do. If neither of those interests you, I’m sure we can figure something else out.”
"I have read the
hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. Magdalena Marie Neuntauben
I have read the
hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. Magdalena Marie Neuntauben.
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. Magdalena Marie Neuntauben.
One day, marmalade will rule the world. Magdalena Marie Neuntauben"
((OOC: Veda is taken from between issues 4 and 5 because her player is broke and hasn't read past that. There should not be any spoilers for the plot beyond those issues. Forgive any inaccuracies, my issues are two states away at the moment.
Edit: Sorry, I think I've fixed everything. Please let me know if I missed anything. ))
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Now this one was a definite contender. “This is strictly hypothetical, I’m assuming? Then Carrottop. He’s just irritating.” Maggie does not mention that if Carrottop was dead, her agent might stop bugging her to do that movie with him. “Besides, some of my kids would not forgive me if I hurt Barney.
3. What time is it where you are?
Maggie looked around. “If I knew where I was, I would tell you. As for what time it is where I used to be, 10:35 pm.” She shrugged. “I hope that helps.”
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
Okay, forget the second question; forget any other question any fan had asked her, this one was definitely the strangest. “I’m…not comfortable answering this question.” She quickly moved on to the next one.
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
“I’m sorry, but I’m under a morality contract for the next year and I’m still not sure what all this is about.” Truthfully, she was half convinced that all this was a prank played by Henry or Mr. Stark or someone else involved with Shield or the Initiative. “The only reason I’m a member of the Order was the firing of several members who violated their contracts by getting drunk after a mission. I wish to avoid the same happening to me.”
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
“Listen, if Harry needs someone else to make this decision for him, perhaps now is not the time for him to marry anyone. Once he is able to make the decision for himself,” she paused for a moment, “or herself, I guess, then he or she should marry.”
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
Now that question sounded familiar. Maggie should have guessed that Henry Hellrung had been behind this. “You’ve taken too much responsibility upon yourself. Ask for help.”
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
“Now that’s a broad question. What’s useful to one person may not be so to another. I mean, my acting career has been useful to me, but to someone else? Probably not. However, without it, I couldn’t fund the orphanages and schools I’ve established throughout the world, so in a way it is quite useful. My ability to create sentient golems from the environment around me, on the other hand, is useful to myself, my teammates, and the people we save. Outside of battle? Almost completely useless.” She paused again. “Sorry, I seem to be heading off-top. I’ll move on.”
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
“A bribe? I have money, if that’s what you want, and I can teach you a bit of tae kwon do. If neither of those interests you, I’m sure we can figure something else out.”
"I have read the
hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. Magdalena Marie Neuntauben
I have read the
hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. Magdalena Marie Neuntauben.
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. Magdalena Marie Neuntauben.
One day, marmalade will rule the world. Magdalena Marie Neuntauben"
((OOC: Veda is taken from between issues 4 and 5 because her player is broke and hasn't read past that. There should not be any spoilers for the plot beyond those issues. Forgive any inaccuracies, my issues are two states away at the moment.
Edit: Sorry, I think I've fixed everything. Please let me know if I missed anything. ))