Pierrot Bolneze from Yakitate!! Japan

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[secondfastest]

Hey! A clown!

Toki is only able to keep himself from squealing in happiness on the grounds that squealing is not metal, nor can it ever be made so by anyone. Still, he's obviously fidgety and happy. "Does you do cocaines?" Because dude, if this guy does cocaine he'd be just like Dr. Rockso who is totally Toki's best friend ever and a clown besides. Clowns are metal.

[bread_clown]

A Pierrot somersaulted over to Toki, then placed his hands on his face in mock shock. "Why do people keep asking me that question? Drugs would certainly mar my ability to perform!"

[secondfastest]

"Drugs is metal!" Yeah. That's really all the explanation that Toki needs.

[bread_clown]

"What is metal?" Pierrot incquired. The grammatically challenged man seemed to use it as a positive adjective, but he couldn't be sure.

[secondfastest]

"Metal is metal! It's the music that's good, with the guitars and the drums and the yellings and I plays it! How come you don't knows what metal is?"

[bread_clown]

Pierrot nodded exhuberantly. "Ahhhh metal! Yes, I have never heard it used as a descriptor before. So you are a metal musician eh? I should have guessed from the bad grammar and long hair I suppose!"

[secondfastest]

Toki nods. "Yeah, I plays with Dethklok. We's the best! Has you heard of us?"

[bread_clown]

"Can't say that I have, but I'd love to hear you play sometime! Or maybe join you for a gig! I can play..." Pierrot split into three Pierrots,

The first one pulled a guitar out of nowhere. "Guitar!"

The second followed suit. "Bass!"

And the third whipped out a microphone. "Or siiiiiiiiing!"

All three then threw their gear aside and stood on their heads, arms spread.

[secondfastest]

Toki is well and truly boggled. He's never seen anyone do that before.

He hops up and down happily. "That was awesome! Do's it again! Again!" And then, as an afterthought, "We finally gots de bass players here but guitars and drums and singing is popcorn."

[bread_clown]

Each Pierrot doubled himself, and the new Pierrots balances themselves on the upturned feet of the old ones.

"You should let me try out, as Im guessing popcorn cant play instruments very well!" But may taste delicious he thought to himself. He made a mental note to investigate this later.

[secondfastest]

"No, they can't," he says sadly. "They don't gots no arms."

[bread_clown]

"Plenty of arms here!" All the Pierrots replied, each pair standing one in front of the other to give the illusion of each having four arms.

Vote: Hufflepuff

[secondfastest]

"That's so cool! You should be in the best house, Hufflepuffs! It's the most metals House!"