Application; Santi, Devil's Backbone
There’s something in the sorting room. Something, the sort of thing that goes bump in the night.
There’s blood in the air, in the Sorting Room. Is he a hobgoblin? Not really. But he creeps like one. He isn’t sure how he’s gotten here. The aura of confusion, fear and anger is palpable, even to those without a teaspoon of psychic ability, sixth sense, whatever you want to call it.
You can’t see the hand that hesitantly picks up the pen, to write. Or maybe you can. Or maybe you can just see the bones, and the faint haze of grey skin surrounding them.
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
…there are different kinds? Is that a questions?
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Neither?
3. What time is it where you are?
I think that it is Night time.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
No. No no no no nononono.
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
Super Awesome Bar. I would play all kinds of music and people would come to dance.
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
…men cannot marry men?
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
You are bad at school, probably. If you studied more then you would get better in class, and the teacher would like you more and not take a ruler to your palms, that hurts.
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
Am not! No lo siento. I am not useless, I am Jaime’s best friend, or was, and you can’t go around being like ‘you’re useless,’ because you are just a piece of paper, and whoever wrote you is mean so they are the useless ones so hah.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
I have marbles but now I am dead so they are gone and I have nothing.
I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. Santi
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. Santi
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. Santi
One day, marmalade will rule the world. Santi
There’s blood in the air, in the Sorting Room. Is he a hobgoblin? Not really. But he creeps like one. He isn’t sure how he’s gotten here. The aura of confusion, fear and anger is palpable, even to those without a teaspoon of psychic ability, sixth sense, whatever you want to call it.
You can’t see the hand that hesitantly picks up the pen, to write. Or maybe you can. Or maybe you can just see the bones, and the faint haze of grey skin surrounding them.
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
…there are different kinds? Is that a questions?
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Neither?
3. What time is it where you are?
I think that it is Night time.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
No. No no no no nononono.
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
Super Awesome Bar. I would play all kinds of music and people would come to dance.
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
…men cannot marry men?
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
You are bad at school, probably. If you studied more then you would get better in class, and the teacher would like you more and not take a ruler to your palms, that hurts.
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
Am not! No lo siento. I am not useless, I am Jaime’s best friend, or was, and you can’t go around being like ‘you’re useless,’ because you are just a piece of paper, and whoever wrote you is mean so they are the useless ones so hah.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
I have marbles but now I am dead so they are gone and I have nothing.
I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. Santi
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. Santi
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. Santi
One day, marmalade will rule the world. Santi